Once Upon a Time in Mexico........
Johnny Depp: " Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexi-can't?
Tombstone......
Val Kilmer: "Very Cosmopolitan"
Johnny Depp: " Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexi-can't?
Tombstone......
Val Kilmer: "Very Cosmopolitan"
Favourite Movie Quotes
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Nada, in "They Live":
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
:hatsoff: Jackson
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
:hatsoff: Jackson
tombstone
"...the drunk piano player. he's probly seeing double."
"well i got two guns, one for each a ya."
"...the drunk piano player. he's probly seeing double."
"well i got two guns, one for each a ya."
Welcome to fight club - fight club
How does it feel to have a fuck up for a son - Donnie Darko
Why do i have to be mr. pink - Reservoir Dogs
We're going streaking - Old School
You stay classy San Diego - Anchorman
Wake up, Donnie. - Donnie Darko
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll - Big Lebowski
Walter Sobchak: He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger...
The Dude: The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.
Walter Sobchak: Near the In-and-Out Burger...
Donny: Those are good burgers, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
- Big Lebowski
I'm the dude - Big Lebowski
Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. - Pulp Fiction
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? - Pulp Fiction
I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the ****** gonna do? He's Samoan. - Pulp Fiction
The whole scene in the resturant in the beginning of Reservoir Dogs... the madonna speech, the tipping and so on.
How does it feel to have a fuck up for a son - Donnie Darko
Why do i have to be mr. pink - Reservoir Dogs
We're going streaking - Old School
You stay classy San Diego - Anchorman
Wake up, Donnie. - Donnie Darko
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll - Big Lebowski
Walter Sobchak: He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger...
The Dude: The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.
Walter Sobchak: Near the In-and-Out Burger...
Donny: Those are good burgers, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
- Big Lebowski
I'm the dude - Big Lebowski
Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. - Pulp Fiction
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? - Pulp Fiction
I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the ****** gonna do? He's Samoan. - Pulp Fiction
The whole scene in the resturant in the beginning of Reservoir Dogs... the madonna speech, the tipping and so on.
Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't fuckin' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' shit? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid fuckin' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.
[the two brothers are in an airshaft and getting a bit uncomfortable]
Murphy: Where the fuck are you going?
Connor: Shhh. I fucking hear some shit out here.
Murphy: Ahh, fuck you! I'm sweatin' my ass off carrying your fuckin' rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds...
Connor: Shhh. We are doing some serious shit here, now get a fucking hold of yourself!
Murphy: Oh, *fuck you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us fucking lost!
Connor: Would you fucking shut it?
[taps him on the head with his flash light, and both brothers start fighting in the air vent until it gives way]
Connor: Jesus fucking Christ!
Murphy: Oh, shit!
[the vents give way]
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't fuckin' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' shit? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid fuckin' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.
[the two brothers are in an airshaft and getting a bit uncomfortable]
Murphy: Where the fuck are you going?
Connor: Shhh. I fucking hear some shit out here.
Murphy: Ahh, fuck you! I'm sweatin' my ass off carrying your fuckin' rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds...
Connor: Shhh. We are doing some serious shit here, now get a fucking hold of yourself!
Murphy: Oh, *fuck you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us fucking lost!
Connor: Would you fucking shut it?
[taps him on the head with his flash light, and both brothers start fighting in the air vent until it gives way]
Connor: Jesus fucking Christ!
Murphy: Oh, shit!
[the vents give way]
Scary Movie 4
Henry Hale: I fear the presence of the outsiders will attract those of whom we do not speak.
Female Elder #2: But if you talk about those of whom we do not speak, have you not spoken of that about which we do not talk.
Henry Hale: Do not speak of that of about which we talk of not speaking... about.
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Harper: Sir, you're naked too!
President Harris: I am? I thought this was a wrinkly leather coat!
[pointing too his nipples]
President Harris: Then these aren't buttons?
Harper: No.
President Harris: And I've been pulling this thing up and down as if it was a zipper!
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Oliver: This isn't a war; its an extermination. This is like humans fighting maggots. Or dragons fighting wolves. Or humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots.
Henry Hale: I fear the presence of the outsiders will attract those of whom we do not speak.
Female Elder #2: But if you talk about those of whom we do not speak, have you not spoken of that about which we do not talk.
Henry Hale: Do not speak of that of about which we talk of not speaking... about.
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Harper: Sir, you're naked too!
President Harris: I am? I thought this was a wrinkly leather coat!
[pointing too his nipples]
President Harris: Then these aren't buttons?
Harper: No.
President Harris: And I've been pulling this thing up and down as if it was a zipper!
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Oliver: This isn't a war; its an extermination. This is like humans fighting maggots. Or dragons fighting wolves. Or humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots.
"How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?"
dave_rhino
Closed Account
"I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!"
"Snakes on crack?...."
"Snakes on crack?...."
dave_rhino
Closed Account
Labrynth
The Worm: 'Allo.
Sarah: Did you say... hello?
The Worm: No, I said "'allo," but that's close enough.
Sarah: Oh... you're a worm, aren't you?
The Worm: Yeah, that's right.
Sarah: You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?
The Worm: Who, me? Nah, I'm just a worm. Say, come inside, and meet the missus.
The Worm: 'Allo.
Sarah: Did you say... hello?
The Worm: No, I said "'allo," but that's close enough.
Sarah: Oh... you're a worm, aren't you?
The Worm: Yeah, that's right.
Sarah: You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?
The Worm: Who, me? Nah, I'm just a worm. Say, come inside, and meet the missus.
dave_rhino
Closed Account
Click
voice on the radio: "Michael Jackson, the first man to clone himself, is now sueing himself... for molesting himself"
voice on the radio: "Michael Jackson, the first man to clone himself, is now sueing himself... for molesting himself"
"Blue Horseshoe LOVES Anacott Steel"
Private Parts
Jackie: My answer is "cock", and I wrote it really big, so I have a "big cock!"
Howard: I'm afraid you can't say "big cock" on the air. That's a no-no.
Robin Quivers: But I just said "pussy".
Jackie: [whining] Yeah, she just said *pussy*!
Howard: Well, pussy's okay. It's the way you say it. "Big cock" coming out of your mouth is, just not good.
Jackie: Wait a minute. I can't say "big cock", but you can say "big cock coming out of your mouth?"
Howard: That's right.
Jackie: That sucks!
Fred Norris: [as Richard Nixon] Did you just say "big cock coming out of your mouth that sucks"?
Howard: So Brett, what did you write down?
Robin Quivers: [as Brett Summers] Just like the boys, Gene. I've got "cock".
Howard: Do me a favor. Hold that up for a second so I can see your "cock".
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Lawyer (Barry): Page 108, paragraph 3, No jokes involving flatulence, excretion, urination, ejaculation, or other bodily functions.
Lawyer (Jerry): Also, no use of the seven so-called seven dirty words. These are cocksucker, mother-fucker, fuck, shit, cunt, cock, and pussy.
Jackie: My answer is "cock", and I wrote it really big, so I have a "big cock!"
Howard: I'm afraid you can't say "big cock" on the air. That's a no-no.
Robin Quivers: But I just said "pussy".
Jackie: [whining] Yeah, she just said *pussy*!
Howard: Well, pussy's okay. It's the way you say it. "Big cock" coming out of your mouth is, just not good.
Jackie: Wait a minute. I can't say "big cock", but you can say "big cock coming out of your mouth?"
Howard: That's right.
Jackie: That sucks!
Fred Norris: [as Richard Nixon] Did you just say "big cock coming out of your mouth that sucks"?
Howard: So Brett, what did you write down?
Robin Quivers: [as Brett Summers] Just like the boys, Gene. I've got "cock".
Howard: Do me a favor. Hold that up for a second so I can see your "cock".
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Lawyer (Barry): Page 108, paragraph 3, No jokes involving flatulence, excretion, urination, ejaculation, or other bodily functions.
Lawyer (Jerry): Also, no use of the seven so-called seven dirty words. These are cocksucker, mother-fucker, fuck, shit, cunt, cock, and pussy.
David VanDriessen: You know this could be a real positive experience for you guys. There's a whole world of possibilities to discover when we realize we don't need TV to entertain us.
Butt-head: Huh huh, he said anus.
Beavis: Entertain-us, anus.
David VanDriessen: Did you guys hear a word I said?
Butt-head: Yeah, 'anus'.
Beavis: [chuckling] He he, y-yeah I heard it too.
David VanDriessen: Look just take that TV back to the AV room right now and try to be a little more open to life's experiences, m'kay?
Butt-head: What a dork.
Butt-head: Huh huh, he said anus.
Beavis: Entertain-us, anus.
David VanDriessen: Did you guys hear a word I said?
Butt-head: Yeah, 'anus'.
Beavis: [chuckling] He he, y-yeah I heard it too.
David VanDriessen: Look just take that TV back to the AV room right now and try to be a little more open to life's experiences, m'kay?
Butt-head: What a dork.
National Security
Earl: Your partner got killed. You lost your job. You went to jail. Your wife walked. You know what you are, Hank? You're a black man.
Hank: This is a beer keg. It doesn't make any sense.
Earl: It makes sense when you put together the pieces.
Hank: What pieces?
Earl: It's obvious. The CIA, they're smuggling alcohol into the inner city in an effort to further subjugate the black man.
Earl: Why, what are you gonna do?...Beat the hell out of me!?
Earl: Your partner got killed. You lost your job. You went to jail. Your wife walked. You know what you are, Hank? You're a black man.
Hank: This is a beer keg. It doesn't make any sense.
Earl: It makes sense when you put together the pieces.
Hank: What pieces?
Earl: It's obvious. The CIA, they're smuggling alcohol into the inner city in an effort to further subjugate the black man.
Earl: Why, what are you gonna do?...Beat the hell out of me!?
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Grandma: Ashtray! You little bitch ass motherfucker! Come over here and give your grandma a hug!
Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met?
Kids: Are you my daddy?
Officer Self Hatred: You ain't so tough now, little *****. I hate your black bastards, you *stink*! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.
Loc Dog: Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about being a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about.
Mailman: The fuck is he talking 'bout?
Ashtray: Oooh, girl, you so tight!
Dashiki: Wrong hole, fool!
Grandma: Ashtray! You little bitch ass motherfucker! Come over here and give your grandma a hug!
Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met?
Kids: Are you my daddy?
Officer Self Hatred: You ain't so tough now, little *****. I hate your black bastards, you *stink*! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.
Loc Dog: Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about being a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about.
Mailman: The fuck is he talking 'bout?
Ashtray: Oooh, girl, you so tight!
Dashiki: Wrong hole, fool!
Wyatt Earp
Doc Holliday: Dave Rutabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.
Wyatt Earp: You'd be doing me a favor if you called me Wyatt or Earp, but not both.
Doc Holliday: All you can kiss my rebel dick!
Morgan Earp: I say we just kill 'em all.
Doc Holiday: You know Morg, Wyatt Earp is my friend, but I believe I'm beginning to love you.
Wyatt Earp: My name's Wyatt Earp... it all ends now!
Doc Holliday: Dave Rutabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.
Wyatt Earp: You'd be doing me a favor if you called me Wyatt or Earp, but not both.
Doc Holliday: All you can kiss my rebel dick!
Morgan Earp: I say we just kill 'em all.
Doc Holiday: You know Morg, Wyatt Earp is my friend, but I believe I'm beginning to love you.
Wyatt Earp: My name's Wyatt Earp... it all ends now!
Dodgeball - Ben Stiller - "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, nobody!
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