Favourite Movie Quotes

[Dro50]

Garden State

"By the way it says balls on your forehead"

"He's my knight in shining armor"
"Don't talk about knights in front of him"
"Imma **** that motherfucker"
"Hmm pun intended"

 

[tunsty]

"The message is 'pass them by, I repeat, pass them by'.."


The wild Geese.

Col. Mortimer (Lee Van Cleef): "Any trouble, my boy?"
Monco (Clint Eastwood): "No, old man - thaught I was having troubles with my adding. It's all right now."

TG,TB & TU ..'"If you want to shoot, just shoot...don't talk"

Tuco (Eli Wallach) after he has shot dead a talkative gunman who interupted his bathtime.

 

[Perilypos]

"The message is 'pass them by, I repeat, pass them by'.."


The wild Geese.





TG,TB & TU ..'"If you want to shoot, just shoot...don't talk"

Tuco (Eli Wallach) after he has shot dead a talkative gunman who interupted his bathtime.

Thanks, Tunsty! :hatsoff: I was just about to post it myself!

 

[Dro50]

Spiderman
"With great power comes great responsibility"

 

[icerfan]

Hot Shots

"I was really impressed with the way you handled that stallion. You know, when I saw you dig your heels into his sides, tighten up the reins and break his spirit, I never wanted to be a ***** so much in my life." :love-smi:

 

[4G63]

"Neal Page: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del Griffith: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal Page: Where is your other hand?
Del Griffith: Between two pillows...
Neal Page: Those AREN'T PILLOWS!!!" - Plains, Trains, and Automobiles

 

[drdeath67]

Two of my favorite scenes from Happy Gilmore

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] you eat pieces of **** for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No... I...



Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to *****.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to ***** or I will put you to *****. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

 

[DOA82]

"Surely You can't be serious"

"I'm always serious, and don't call me Shirley"

 

[om3ga]

You know this movie...


Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood: No, ma'am. We're musicians.


Elwood: And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's *************** community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time...


Elwood: Who is that girl?
Jake: It's good to see you, sweetheart.
Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my ****** used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my ******, my grandmother, my ******, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now **** you, and your *******.


Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.


The whole film is just one big quote and remains the bet ever. Do yourself a favour and don't watch Blues ******* II.

Have to agree - Blues Brothers 2000 is truly the spawn of the devil....accept no imitations!

Jake: [to ****** Mary Stigmata] Five grand? No problem, we'll have it for you in the morning. Let's go, Elwood.
****** Mary Stigmata: No, no! I will not take your filthy stolen money!
Jake: Well then... I guess you're really up **** Creek.
[****** Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with a ruler for using that kind of language]
****** Mary Stigmata: I beg your pardon, what did you say?
Jake: I offered to help you... You refused to take our money. Then I said: I guess you're really up **** Creek.
[****** Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues with the ruler again]
Elwood: Christ, Jake. Take it easy man.
[****** Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues]
Jake: Oh ****!
[****** Mary Stigmata hits Jake Blues]
Elwood: Jesus Christ!
[****** Mary Stigmata hits Elwood Blues]
Jake: ****!

That sequence always cracks me up....

 

[Dro50]

Super Troopers
"****** of god!"

"Oh I got brass buns."
"hmm you should play in the band"

"Do I look like a cat to you boy?"

"Oh are these cells 8 by 8? heh ours are 9 by 9 no big deal"

"SHUT UP FARVA!!!!"

"I'm as sober as a bird."

 

[TooDrunkToTalk]

Army of Darkness
ASH: Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

Ash: Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king.
[Ash grabs girl close]
Ash: Hail to the king, baby.
[Ash kisses the girl]

Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl
JACK SPARROW: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

 

[Dro50]

Kicking and Screaming
"I want you to play dirty if you have to but dont get caught!"

"Your CRAZY!!!"
"I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty!"
"Why dont you got to hell!"
"No you go to hell and whille your there why don't you get me a JUICE BOX!"

 

[Jason1]

That's a good one. Don't know where it's from though. I assume it's one of the Hot Shots movies?

Close enough...
it's from Loaded Weapon.

 

[Elwood70]

"They took the bar!!!!!!"

".......The whole fucking bar!!!!"

 

[icerfan]

Bluto: "What? Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

Otter: "Germans?"

Boon: "Forget it, he's rolling!"

Bluto: "And it ain't over now. Cause when the going gets tough ...

(pause)

(pause)

(pause some more)

... the tough get going! Who's with me? Let's go! C'mon! AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

:rofl2:

 

[Elwood70]

"Bluto's right...

pshycotic;but absolutety right...

Now,we could fight them with conventional weapons;but that could take years,and cost millions of lives.

No, no, no, I think this time we need to go all out;I think this situation abosolutely requires a really stupid and futile gesture be done on someones' part."

"And we're just the guys to do it...."

 

[Big P13]

Close enough...
it's from Loaded Weapon.

After I said Hot Shots, I kinda thought it could have been Loaded Weapon. I don't know either of them well enough to have recognized it though.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

The Boys in Company C

Sargent walks onto bus. Barks out orders in standard D.I. voice.

"Okay people, listen up. You are now at the Marine recruit depot San Diego California. When you left home you were under your ******* care, you are now under mine. You will not eat, *****, blow your nose, or scratch your ass until someone tells you to do so. I am going to give you approximatly 30 seconds to fall off of this bus, and God help the last man off...BECAUSE you better give your soul to God...BECAUSE your ass is mine...DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

 

[tunsty]

Classic scene from 'The Thing'

'You gotta be fucking kidding..'

Spoken by a character as he watches a dimembered head sprout legs and scuttle toward the door.



Aliens

What does he want us to use...harsh language?'

One marine's thoughts on being ordered to give up his guns and grenades just before facing the aliens.

 

[Spanky's Anger]

"Say... what are you doin' with a *** in space???"

Spoken by Chick (Will Patton) to Colonel Sharp (William Fichtner) in Armageddon. Great movie, shockingly good line.