Favourite Game Quotes

[DOA82]

We already have the favourite movie quote thread which I always find a great laugh to look through. But so many great lines are overlooked in games through out the years, I propose a thread to record quotes you have found memorable.

Next Gen, retro, whatever, you know them, you like them, let see them!

(I've searched for a thread like this and havent found one so I do apologise if Ive overlooked it)

 

[KungFuDude]

Yeeaah!!! From the last video game I ever played. (quite awhile ago)


Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Lance Vance: It's time for the Lance Vance Dance.

Tommy Vercetti: Ok, Mr. Lance Vance Dance.

 

[L3ggy]

I've been thinking of making this thread.


Metal Gear Solid
Gray Fox: Snake, We're Not Tools of The Government Or Anyone Else. Fighting Was The Only Thing I Was Good At But At least I Fought What I believed In, Snake, good bye.

Final Fantasy 7: Dirge of Cerberus

Nero The Sable:Impressive, Perhaps Rosso And Azul Never Stood A Chance Against The Mighty Valentine.

Resident Evil 4

Leon .S Kennedy:Monsters, i guess after this there will be one less ******* to worry about.

 

[sputnikgirl]

From Soul Calibur II, one of the female characters:
"Justice will prevail......just kidding!"

From Morrowind:
"Seen any elves lately?"

From State of Emergency:
"Penalty on civilian *****!"

The sounds of the voices as the characters are saying them is what gets me.

 

[Phaeton]

Sim City 2000

"Reticulating Splines"

 

[Torre82]

MGS3: Snake Eater:
Solid Snake: I'll say this once and only once. I'm not taking out any more Metal Gears! Not rescuing any old men, or VIP. If it's a hot damsel in distress, I'll think about it.
Colonel Campbell: Well, it's not exactly a hot damsel, but it is a rescue mission.
Solid Snake: What are we rescuing?
Colonel Campbell: Apes.
Solid Snake: What?
Colonel Campbell: Monkeys.
Solid Snake: Again, what?

Fallout 1:
Harold: Mutants. They were everywhere. Seems you couldn't fart without hitting one. They were coming Mostly from the Northwest, though.
Vault Dweller: You farted Northwest?

 

[Legzman]

GTA: San Andreas
One of cj's crazy bitches: Carl, I swear if you cheat on me, I will cut your balls off and make you eat them! I am serious!!!
:rofl:

 

[Iamforever]

"Make it quick...I want to retire!" :1orglaugh

 

[ChefChiTown]

God Of War

Kratos: "God of War, I haven't forgotten you. For what you did that night...this city will be your grave."

 

[meesterperfect]

"You sunk my battleship." obvious.
"Pretty sneaky sis." Connect four
"Quit talkin and start chalkin" First talking pinball machine 8 ball Deluxe.
Pedestrian-GTA San Andreas " Those white boys had me on crystal meth".

 

[Jagger69]

"Cha-ching!!!" - Tanya, from Command & Conquer

 

[Ax3C]

I'm gonna take it back a few years and go with ...

"Get Over Here!!!" - Scorpion, Mortal Kombat game & movie
"Fatality" & "Flawless Victory" - Shang Tsung, Mortal Kombat game & movie

 

[L3ggy]

Metal Gear Solid
Liquid Snake: So The Snake Finally Comes Out of His Hole? Are You Ready Now....My *******?
Solid Snake:Why Do You Keep Calling Me *******? Who The Hell Are You!Liquid Snake:I'm You , I'm Your Shadow!
Solid Snake:What?!
Liquid Snake:Ask The ****** That You ******. I'll Send You To Hell To Meet Him.

Liquid Snake:Foolish Man, He Prayed For Death And He Found It, You See You Can't Protect Anyone, Not Even Yourself!

Solid Snake: Fox, Why? What Do You Want From Me?
Gray Fox: I'm A Prisoner of Death. Only You Can Free Me...Solid Snake: Fox, stay out of this... What about Naomi? She's hell bent on taking revenge for you.
Gray Fox: Naomi...
Solid Snake: You're the only one that can stop her.
Gray Fox: No... I can't.
Solid Snake: Why?
Gray Fox: Because I'm the one who ****** her parents. I was young then and couldn't bring myself to **** her too. I felt so bad that I decided to take her with me. I raised her like she was my own ***** to soothe my guilty conscience. Even now she thinks of me as her *******...
Solid Snake: Fox...
Gray Fox: From the outside, we might have seemed like a happy ******* and ******. But every time I looked at her, I saw her parents' eyes staring back at me... Tell her for me. Tell her that I was the one who did it.

Solid Snake: People Call Mercenaries Like Us "Dogs of War." But You're Different. You Are A Wolf... You Will Die The Proud Wolf You Are.


Liquid Snake:In The Middle East We Don't Hunt Foxes, We Hunt Jackals. Instead of Fox Hounds We Use Royal Harriers.

Gray Fox:A Cornered Fox Is More Dangerous Than A Jackal.


******** Ocelot:So you're the man with the same codename as the boss.
Solid Snake:And you?
******** Ocelot:Special Operations FoxHound ******** Ocelot.

 

[nastyfalcon]

Duke Nukem 3D

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum"

And just about any line from the duke nukem games

 

[Iamforever]

"I'll give you a TKO from Tokyo!"

 

[ChefChiTown]

Tecmo Bowl

TOUCHDOWN!!!

 

[L3ggy]

Resident Evil: Code Veronica X


Albert Wesker: I Despise Chris!




P.S I play too much...but not enough!

 

[Aegis]

I have to pick some from Baldur's Gate II:

Lilarcor:
You know, once, long time ago, I was like, a Moonblade.
My *******'s a +12 Hackmaster!
Hands up, kiddies, who wants to die?

Jan Jansen:
I can't! I'm allergic! Well, all right, I'm not that allergic...

Minsc:
Make way, villainy! Hero, coming through!
Don't teach my hamster to suck eggs!

Jon Irenicus:
You dare to ****** me here? Do you even KNOW whom you face? You will suffer! You will ALL suffer!

 

[senob44]

Here's a classic:
SMB

"Thank you, Mario!....But our princess is in another castle!"

 

[EvaForU]

Any one from Guybrush Threepwood in monkey island I or II

LE CHUCK:

"In days like this is when i am happy to be death" (or something like that)