Favourite Comedy Songs

habo9

habo9

Just wondering if anyone has funny comedy songs with links , they could be from a movie , programme , football games or any sport , crowd chants or comedians......

I have a couple of favourite from Billy Connolly , Mel Brookes movies also on from a Scottish American Football Team (its meant to be serious but its funny):nanner:

My favourite has to be the Divorce Lullaby - Stephen Lynch
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Glasgow Diamonds (Defunked American Football Team)
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Billy Connolly
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Hope yz enjoy these if yz havent seen them before , there all hilarious :rofl:

If yz have any yz would like to add , please do , I enjoy songs like this & please post links if you have them :thumbsup:
 
Mel Brooks - To Be Or Not To Be (the Hitler Rap)

Well
hi there people
you know me

I used to run a little joint called Germany.
I was number one
the people's choice
And everybody listened to my mighty voice.
My name is Adolf
I'm on the mike.
I'm gonna hip you to the story of the New Third Reich.
It all began down in Munich town and pretty soon
The word started gettin' around.
So I said to Martin Boorman
I said
Hey Marty, why don't we throw a little **** party?
We had an election
well
kinda sorta
And before you knew it hello
new order.
To all those ******* in the fatherland I said
Achtung, Baby, I got me a plan
.
'YVhatcha got Adolf? Whatcha gonna do?"
I said "how about this one
World War Two?"

To be or not to be
oh baby
can't you see

We're gonna take it to the top. You're making history
And it feels so good to me
ooh darlin'
please don't ever stop.
Don't be stupid; be a smarty
come on and join the **** party - party.
Like humpty dumpty offa that wall

All the little countries they began to fall
Holland
Belgium
Denmark
Poland-
The troops were rockin' and the tanks were rollin'

We were swingin' along with a song in our hearts.
And "Deutschland über alles" was making the charts

We had a new step called a goosestep we were dancing to.
Well
it's sorta kinda like a German boogaloo

I was gettin' what I wanted
but it wasn't enough.
So I called the boys
I said boys
get though

Now I surrounded myself with some unusual cats.
There was skinny little Göbbels and Göring mister fats

And let's not forget ole Himmler and Hess.
You'd better believe we made a hell of a mess

Say Heil - Heil - siegety Heil
we gonna whip it on the people teutonic style
To be or not to be
oh baby
can't you see

We're gonna make it to the top. You are our destiny

This thing was meant to be
why don't we do it till we drop?
Say you boots ain't black and shirt ainY brown?
Well
get back Jack
you can't get down. Do it
Adolf
do it.
I drank **** from the Rhine with the finest ladies

And we did it in the back of my black Mercedes.

I was on a roll
I couldn't lose
then came D-day
the birth of the blues.
The Yanks and the Brits started raising cain

Those guys were the pits
I was goin' insane.
People all around me started swallowing pills

Let's face it
folks
we was going downhill.
Berlin was crumbling
we was under the ***

Time to look out for number one.
So I grabbed a blonde and a case of ****

Say the Russians are commin'
lets get out of here.

To be or not to be
oh honey
can't you see

We had to take it to the top. You sure made history
And it felt so good to me
oh schatze


Please don't ever stop.

Auf wiedersehn
good to've seen ya

I got a one way ticket to Argentina.
To be or not to be
oh baby
can't you see

We've got to take it to the top. You're makin' history
And it feels so good to me


Why don't we do it till we drop?
We have ways of making you dance . . .
- Sprechen Sie Argentinian ?
 
Medium Pace and Piece of **** car by Adam Sandler
Never be rude to an Arab and Sit on my face and tell me that you love me by Monty Python
 
habo9 said:
Supadapafly you mean this

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Exactly!

You see, we germans are so over-tight about our history and I really love Mel Brooks for his statement 'Noone deserves not to be made fun of'

Because if you only say 'Oh it's been so terrible, we are so ashamed, you have a hard time relating to the modern day nazis that are still plaguing us.

And they get so pissed off when they hear this and similar songs.

Fascists are just so stupid, and they need to be made fun of.
 
BlueBalls said:
Bill Bailey - Ballad
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Brilliant I just seen this for the first time on Channel 4 a few months ago & I would have given you a rep for posting yr own link but it seems Iv gave you too much lately , so I have to spread it around a bit more :rofl:
 
Supadupafly said:
Exactly!

You see, we germans are so over-tight about our history and I really love Mel Brooks for his statement 'Noone deserves not to be made fun of'

Because if you only say 'Oh it's been so terrible, we are so ashamed, you have a hard time relating to the modern day nazis that are still plaguing us.

And they get so pissed off when they hear this and similar songs.

Fascists are just so stupid, and they need to be made fun of.
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People today cant be blamed for there ancestors actions , I have no problem with Germans but as you say , I have a problem with Fascists and there not just German , you get them everywhere

The best thing to do about the past is leave it where it belongs and just try & make sure the lessons have been learned , it doesnt happen again and move foward , I like to think the world has grown up since then :thumbsup:
 
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Death To All But Metal - Steel Panther

Alright!

Yeah!

C-c-come on!

Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dorks
That hang out at the mall

Eminem can suck it, so can Dr Dre
They can suck eachother, just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, heavy metal's back!

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those fucking pussies sounds like Doggy Doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear

Where is Def Leppard?
Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why does all my lyrics sound like doctor Seuss?

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

***** those fucking fuckheads
who program MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies

Death to Britney Spears, **** the little slut
**** Madonna too, and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Maria Careyh, death to Sheryl Crowe
They can kiss eachother on the camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on eachothers chest

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

I do like the message in the title of the song. It's so true.
 
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