Favorite Way to Relax

[Bone]

i roll up a hog

 

[alexpnz]

I beat my dick like it owes me money.............:nanner:

 

[Torre82]

You can't be gay unless you look FAB-U-LUZZ. Didn't you know that? Sheesh!



That is the best concept for a TV show...EVER.

Ya know.. if I was gay this would be some sort of match made in heaven. Except no way am I going to the gym. Fuck that. Fuck running, fuck lifting. I did that shit in the army and it takes too much effort.. for too little gain. So I could do 100 pushups in 60 seconds at one point in time.. and that got me.. what, exactly? A 5-billion calorie diet and access to outdated military hardware. Right on! :rolls the eyes:

::rereads what I typed:: Still sounds gay. -_- Oh well. The fish arent biting. But the sausage is going crazy!... why do women hate me and I love women? ::facepalm times infinity::

 

[Violator79]

My favorite ways to relax is having a few beers after work or smoking a couple bowls of weed and listening to some music.

 

[D-rock]

Sleep, it's the universal relaxer.

 

[pathetic wanker]

For me, nothing beats listening to some great music

 

[solidus32]

::rereads what I typed:: Still sounds gay. -_- Oh well. The fish arent biting. But the sausage is going crazy!... why do women hate me and I love women? ::facepalm times infinity::

i can relate man. just be happy you're not a virgin. i put the pussy on the pedestal.

 

[slider5050]

Come home have a warm shower and a beer, then go shag the misses

 

[BlueBalls]

Hit fat people.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Hit fat people.

Is that some new-fangled slang for masturbating?

 

[Legzman]

I like to relax by killin my boss...with a knife! Stabbing him over and over till hes nothing more than a pile of shredded meat!

 

[Capt'nCrunch]

I usually take an hour or so and beat my cock around like I'm mad at it. Then, I'll take a shower, crack open some beers and end up crying a little.

No, shit! That's what I do!

 

[Galactic]

I usually take an hour or so and beat my cock around like I'm mad at it. Then, I'll take a shower, crack open some beers and end up crying a little.

You cry a lot.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Unfortunately, abuse the ever living shit out of alcohol. I'm a hard liver.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Unfortunately, abuse the ever living shit out of alcohol. I'm a hard liver...literally and figuratively.

 

[ChefChiTown]

You cry a lot.

Yeah, but I save up all the tears and use them as lube when I stroke my junk. It saves money on lotions and stuff.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Golf

 

[Galactic]

Yeah, but I save up all the tears and use them as lube when I stroke my junk. It saves money on lotions and stuff.

Hmm. Thrifty. Verrrrrryyy thrifty.

 

[jane.doe5482]

Sex with my lover and working on my car

 

[Joorpe]

I use to listen to the Blue Devils cover of Macarthur Park. Nowadays, I usually read or watch what's showing on TCM.