I like to jerk-off twice a day. I wake up at 5.00 then I open my computer and while it´s loading I go and make myself an oatmeal and vegetables and a protein-shake, pyruvate and tribulus terrestris. I eat and brush my teeth. Then I do exercises, 30 minutes of dumbells and stretch every muscle in my body. Now I´m really turned on. I cycle through my bookmarks if there are new galleries. I have toilet paper, old sock or a coffee-cup ready. I shoot the fucking load and start to dress up. Then I bike to my work which is 15 miles from my home. Great feeling I get, endorphine flowing about 30 minutes. It´s like taking a good dose of heroine. I do my stupid work like a zombie. I just want to get out of there. I bike 15 miles back to home. I eat egg-yolkes, chicken, some red meat and fruits. I open my computer and search for good jerk-off videos to download. I load my gun and shoot the load. Sometimes it´s all over the place. If I´m lucky I fall asleep at midnight. Usually its 1.00 or 2.00 o´clock morning. You can imagine sleeping 3-4 hours a day. Side effects are basically same as from spiking speed. Found a solution. I hardly do real work more than 2-3 hours so I built a bed at my work. Once I get there, I do the most important works first, then I sleep for 3-4 hours, wake up and go to dining like nothing. Smile to work-buddies. Do the rest work and check e-mails for new orders and go home. Sometimes I get lucky and meet a good russian whore downtown (like once in a year)
so my favorite porn is 1. do it yourself 2. Visit a local graveyard 3. Pick-a-whore-if-you-dare-but-you-might-get-yourself-a-nasty-disease. wanking rules! I´ll die by hanging myself and masturbating simultaneously. Hail Satanas!