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Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
"...they actually refer to these people as....'Uniformed Crew Members'. Uniformed, as opposed to that guy sitting next to you in the Grateful Dead t-shirt and the Fuck You hat."- George Carlin, during his Airline Announcements routine
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[" . . . I mean, dictatorship has its pros & cons, ya know ? . . and I think we've tried at different times to be little dictators and instead we've just been little dicks."
- Anthony Kiedis Frontman, Redhotchilipeppers
"The only problem with the gene pool is that there are no lifeguards."
- author unknown
"Everyone has a photographic memory, we just don't have any film."
- unknown
- Anthony Kiedis Frontman, Redhotchilipeppers
"The only problem with the gene pool is that there are no lifeguards."
- author unknown
"Everyone has a photographic memory, we just don't have any film."
- unknown
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
"It's a subconscious need to project the penis into other people's affairs. It's called Fucking With People!- George Carlin
"I did it! I finally ****** Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled ****!!!! Now get me Santa Claus!" ~The Joker
this is two but they go together for me:
"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual towards freedom." -Albert Einstein
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual towards freedom." -Albert Einstein
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
Sorry to break it to you, but that wasn't Bilbo who said that. That was part of the riddle of Strider. It was first mentioned in Gandalf's letter to the hobbits. Bilbo only repeats it at the Council of Elrond. :hatsoff:
The whole thing reads,
"I will not take any bullshit from any goddamn communist." Harry Truman
“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom...for we never know what is enough until we know what is more than enough." William Blake
"What luck for rulers that men do not think." Adolf Hitler
“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom...for we never know what is enough until we know what is more than enough." William Blake
"What luck for rulers that men do not think." Adolf Hitler
"help i'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all laws of physics!" from puma man
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included - Karl Marx
Democracy is the road to socialism. - Karl Marx
Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand. - Karl Marx
That which is willed happens but rarely; in the majority of instances the numerous desired ends cross and conflict with one another, or these ends themselves are from the outset incapable of realisation, or the means of attaining them are insufficient. thus the conflicts of innumerable individual wills and individual actions in the domain of history produce a state of affairs entirely analogous to that prevailing in the realm of *********** nature.
- Engels
To me it's a great shame that Socialism/Marxism became twisted into what became Communism and in the process the concept was tainted to a point where it became the object of derision.
Democracy is the road to socialism. - Karl Marx
Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand. - Karl Marx
That which is willed happens but rarely; in the majority of instances the numerous desired ends cross and conflict with one another, or these ends themselves are from the outset incapable of realisation, or the means of attaining them are insufficient. thus the conflicts of innumerable individual wills and individual actions in the domain of history produce a state of affairs entirely analogous to that prevailing in the realm of *********** nature.
- Engels
To me it's a great shame that Socialism/Marxism became twisted into what became Communism and in the process the concept was tainted to a point where it became the object of derision.
"Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all those others that have been tried"
- Winston Churchill
- Winston Churchill
"Giving money and power to government is like giving ******* and car keys to teenage boys." P. J. O'Rourke
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
"America's leading industry, America's most profitable business, is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution, and marketing of bullshit. High-quality, grade-A, prime-cut, pure, American bullshit. And the sad part is, most people seem to be indoctrinated to believe that bullshit only comes from certain places, certain sources; advertising, politics, salesmen. Not true. Bullshit is everywhere. Bullshit is rampant. Parents are full of ****. Teachers are full of ****. Clergymen are full of ****. And *************** people are FULL of ****. This entire country is completely full of **** and always has been from the Declaration of Independence to the Constitution to the Star Spangled Banner. It's still nothing more than one big steaming pile of red-white-and-blue all American bullshit. Because, think of how we started. Think of that. This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us "All men are created equal." Oh, yeah, all men. Except for Indians and ******s and women, right? I always like to use that authentic American language. This was a small group of un-elected white-male land-holding slave owners who also suggested their class be the only one allowed to vote. Now that is what's known as being STUNNINGLY and embarrasingly full of ****."
"The owners of this country know the truth: It's called the American ***** because you have to be ****** to believe it."
- George Carlin
What he said there is the honest, 100% truth.
"The owners of this country know the truth: It's called the American ***** because you have to be ****** to believe it."
- George Carlin
What he said there is the honest, 100% truth.
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
"I distinguish between maniacs and crazy people. A maniac will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time."
- George Carlin
- George Carlin
"We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars"
Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
