Favorite Quotes

[Member 1098]

Natalie Neidhart (Natalya) ''When you mess with the best, you go down with the rest''

 

[CRASHnBURN]

Natalie Neidhart (Natalya) ''When you mess with the best, you go down with the rest''

Just like from the movie Hackers "Mess with the best, die like the rest"

 

[Coppone]

‘Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying religion doesn’t have its uses. Personally I turn to it whenever I want my intelligence insulted.’ Pat Condell

 

[ChefChiTown]

When life is out of balance, return to the basic of life: breathing. No breathe, no life.
- Mr. Miyagi

 

[Jason z]

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.

 

[Jason z]

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.

That of course is the great comedian- George Carlin. R.I.P

 

[CunningStunts]

Here's a great quote from my old political philosophy professor:

"Existentialism is a lot like puberty... it's something everyone should go through once, but you've got to get past it eventually to mature." :rofl:

 

[om3ga]

"The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history".

Friedrich Hegel (German Philosopher. 1770-1831)

 

[BananaPalmer]

Here's a great quote from my old political philosophy professor:

"Existentialism is a lot like puberty... it's something everyone should go through once, but you've got to get past it eventually to mature." :rofl:

I think I need to brush-up on my philosophy. I always thought existentialism was acknowledging the existence of a stench and trying to figure out how it got there.
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[BigAlf16]

you mind if I do a J?

-Lebowski

 

[om3ga]

Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet *****, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.

Conan the Barbarian (1982)

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

jeff spicoli: those guys are fags!

 

[Shifty]

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!

- Budd, **** Bill: Vol. 2

 

[girk1]

People may not get all they work for in this world, but must work for all they get.

 

[L3ggy]

Billy: You hear that Stu? I think she wants a motive. Well I don't really belive in motives Sid, I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?
Stu: No.
Billy: Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lector liked to eat people? DON'T THINK SO. See it's a lot scarier when there's no motive.

 

[rampau]

Pretty much all of Pulp Fiction are funny quotes;

"I didn't mean to shoot the ***-of-a-bitch, the *** went off...I don't know why" - John Travolta as Vincent Vega

"When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that says dead n----- storage?" - Quentin Tarantino as Jimmy

"Eating the bitch out and giving the bitch a foot massage ain't the same thing...it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport, foot massages don't mean ****!" - Samuel Jackson as Jules Winnfield

"Have you ever given a foot massage?"
"Hey..I'm the foot fucking master"
"You give it a lot"
"**** yeah..I got my technique down and everything, I won't be tickling or nothing"
"Would you give a guy a foot massage?"
"Fuck you!"
- John Travolta and Samuel Jackson arguing about foot massages being sexually driven.

 

[boobmanz]

Just pretend life has a purpose. What else you gonna do? Watch tv?
David Chase, creator of The Sopranos

 

[Facetious]

"Inside every dumb blonde there may be a very bright brunette." - unknown

 

[C11]

"Law is order, and good law is good order." (Aristotle)

 

[E-Ann-Hilden]

"If you ride a motorcycle, it is not a matter of IF you're going to have an accident, it is a matter of WHEN"

Dress for the crash, not for the ride...