Favorite Quotes

[Paraniod]

"Here's another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a miracle. I don't know who started this rumor but it's not a miracle. No more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt. It's a chemical reaction and a biological reaction. You want to know a miracle? A miracle is raising a *** that doesn't talk in a fucking movie theater . . . I'll go you one further, and this is the routine that has virtually ended my career in America. If you have ******** here tonight—and I assume some of you do—I am sorry to tell you this. They are not special. I'll let that sink in. Don't get me wrong, folks. I know you think they're special. You think that. I'm telling you—they're not. Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? And you mean to tell me you think your ***** is special? Because one out of 200 million sperm connected . . . that load? Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special. And I want you to think about that, you two-egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou, we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude. I have tossed universes, in my underpants, while napping. That is special."

-Bill Hicks :bowdown:

 

[om3ga]

For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck 'im out, the brute!"

But it's "Saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot

Tommy
By Rudyard Kipling, 1892

 

[ChefChiTown]

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated.
- Henry Rollins

 

[hothannah]

"Alright now, I don't like ******** Mr. Wonderful, whatever your name is. You better drop that blade... or you won't believe what happens next."

- Clint Eastwood as Coogan in Coogan's Bluff

Not one of his better films, but I love this quote. It's a cocky, arrogant and confident statement from a guy who has no fear and just knows he's the toughest guy in the whole place. And that is Very Hot.

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[Spleen]

"He who makes a ***** of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" ~ Dr Johnson

 

[om3ga]

"That which does not **** us makes us stronger" (aka: "Whatever Doesn't **** You Makes You Stronger!")

Friedrich Nietzsche

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, because I know I'm the meanest ***-of-a-bitch in the valley"

Dunno who first thought of that quote, but it always brings a smile to my face...

"The Roof! The Roof! The Roof is on fire! We don’t need no water, let the mutha-fuck*r burn. Burn mutha-fuck*r, burn!"

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

"Here's another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a miracle. I don't know who started this rumor but it's not a miracle. No more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt. It's a chemical reaction and a biological reaction. You want to know a miracle? A miracle is raising a *** that doesn't talk in a fucking movie theater . . . I'll go you one further, and this is the routine that has virtually ended my career in America. If you have ******** here tonight—and I assume some of you do—I am sorry to tell you this. They are not special. I'll let that sink in. Don't get me wrong, folks. I know you think they're special. You think that. I'm telling you—they're not. Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? And you mean to tell me you think your ***** is special? Because one out of 200 million sperm connected . . . that load? Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special. And I want you to think about that, you two-egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou, we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude. I have tossed universes, in my underpants, while napping. That is special."

-Bill Hicks :bowdown:

bill hicks was great

 

[ChefChiTown]

"My *** could beat up your ***."
- Every little boy ever

 

[CunningStunts]

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always ****** me to blow it at the most important moments." Jim Morrison

 

[villiageidiot]

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. - Yul Brynner

 

[Violator79]

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always ****** me to blow it at the most important moments." Jim Morrison

"There are things known and things unknown, and in between are the Doors"

- Jim Morrison

 

[Member 1098]

Bret Hart

"The Best There Is, The Best There Was and The Best There Ever Will Be''

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

from tropic thunder: "you limp-dick muthafuckas"

 

[Violator79]

"You tried to set me up you fucks.
And this how you do it?
You thought I'd get my dick cut off
Instead you only blew it."

- Robert DeNiro, Righteous ****

 

[ChefChiTown]

"I found out through the Internet that I have AIDS. I learned that I was dead. Where else would I find these things?"

- Layne Staley

 

[L3ggy]

"Vafö Gör Du På Dette Vise?" Butt Elf(From Ronja Rövardotter)

 

[METAL HEAD]

FUCK IT ALL FUCK THIS WORLD FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR DON"T BELONG DONT EXIST DONT GIVE A **** DONT EVER JUDGE ME- slipknot surfaceing

 

[ChefChiTown]

"What does a **** bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No CUBS."
- Harry Caray

 

[METAL HEAD]

ohh what the hell are you doing ?
i was trying to sweep the cheese
why now where do you get these idoit's huh
LEAVE IT THERE he's trying to sweep the cheese while im trying...
I LOVE FUCKING CHEESE AT MY FEET I STICK ****** FUCKING
PROVOLONE IN MY SOCK"S AT NIGHT SO THEY SMELL LIKE YOUR ******"S CROTCH IN THE MORNING SO LEAVE THE ****** FUCKING COCKSUCKING CHESSE WHERE IT IS
HERE HERE HAVE A GOODTIME hey cheesefuck get me some food. slivo dante the soprano's quote is from a made man poker game in season two

 

[AndyHunter]

“I think she’s as fake as a tranny’s fanny.”

“*****, eh? What’s the point. They make you forget, make you talk funny, make you see things that aren’t there. My old grandma got all of that for free when she had a stroke.”

“He’s got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course.”

“Now. Yesterday’s shooting. The dealers are all so scared we’re more likely to get Helen Keller to talk. The Paki in a ****’s about as lively as Liberace’s dick when he’s looking at a naked woman, all in all this investigation’s going at the speed of a spastic in a magnet factory.”

The fantastic Gene Hunt, Life on Mars UK TV series