Favorite Quotes

[Mistyck]

"The terrifying power of the human sex drive is horrifically demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you." --Unknown

:1orglaugh That's great!

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

from Kiss saves santa: "everyone knows pterodactyls can't stand the screach of a loud guitar"

 

[jamrak]

Remember that Noah's Ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.

unknown

 

[Artimus]

"Look upon me, ye mutants and humans and DESPAIR!" - Apocalypse, X-Factor #67

 

[L3ggy]

"If Something's Hard To Do, It's Not Worth Doing." - Homer J. Simpson.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

" Silver flow the streams from Colos to Erui
In the green fields of Lebennin!
Tall grows the grass there. In the wind from the Sea
The white lilies sway,
And the golden bells are shaken of mallos and alfirin
In the green fields of Lebennin,
In the wind from the Sea!"

" All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king. "

" O! Wanderers in the shadowed land
Despair not! For though dark they stand,
All woods there be must end at last,
And see the open sun go past:
The setting sun, the rising sun,
The day's end, or the day begun.
For east or west all woods must fail."

" O Orofarne, Lassemista, Carnimirie!
O rowan fair, upon your hair how white the blossom lay!
O rowan mine, I saw you shine upon a summer's day,
Your rind so bright, your leaves so light, your voice so cool and soft!
Upon your head how golden-red the crown you bare aloft!
O rowan dead, upon your head your haif is dry and grey;
Your crown is spilled, your voice is stilled for ever and a day.
O Orofarne, Lassemista, Carnimirie!"

" Snow-white! Snow-white! O lady clear!
O Queen beyond the Western Sea!
O Light to us that wander here
Amid the world of woven trees!

Gilthoniel! O Elbereth!
Clear are thy eyes and bright thy breath.
Snow-white! Snow-white! We sing to thee
In a far land beyond the Sea.

O stars that in the Sunless Year
With shining hand by her were sown,
In windy fields now bright and clear
We see your silver blossom blown.

O Elbereth! Gilthoniel!
We still remember, we who dwell
In this far land beneath the trees,
Thy starlight on the Western Seas.

A Elbereth Gilthoniel,
Silivren penna miriel
O menal aglar elenath!
Na-chaered palan-diriel
O galadhremmin ennorath,
Fanuilos, le linnathon
nef aear, si nef aearon!

Ai! laurie lantar lassi surinen!
Yeni unotime ve ramar aldaron,
Yeni ve linte yuldar vanier
Mi oromardi lisse-miruvoreva
Andune pella Vardo tellumar
Nu luini yassen tintilar i eleni
Omaryo airetari-lirinen.

Si man i yulma nin enquantuva?

An si Tintalle Varda Oilosseo
Ve fanyar maryat Elentari ortane,
Ar ilye tier undulare lumbule;
Ar sindanoriello caita mornie
I falmalinnar imbe met, ar hisie
Untupa Calaciryo miri oiale.
Si vanwa na, Romello vanwa, Valimar!
Namarie! Nai hiruvalye Valimar.
Nai elye hiruva. Namarie!

Ah! Like gold fall the leaves in the wind,
Long years numberless as the wings of trees!
The long years have passed like swift draughts of the sweet mead
In lofty halls beyond the West
Beneath the blue vaults of Varda
Wherein the stars tremble in the song of her voice,
Holy and queenly.

Who now shall refill the cup for me?

For now the Kindler, Varda,
The Queen of the Stars, from Mount Everwhite
Has uplifted her hands like clouds,
And all paths are drowned deep in shadow;
And out of a grey country darkness lies on the foaming waves between us,
And mist covers the jewels of Calacirya for ever.
Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar!

Farewell! Maybe thou shalt find Valimar.
Maybe even thou shalt find it! Farewell!

Gilthoniel A Elbereth!
A Elbereth Gilthoniel
O menel palan-diriel,
Le nallon si dinguruthos!
A tiro nin, Fanuilos!

A! Elbereth Gilthoniel!
Silivren penna miriel
O menal aglar elenath,
Gilthoniel, A! Elbereth!
We still remember, we who dwell
In this far land beneath the trees
Thy starlight on the Western Seas."


All by J.R.R Tolkien.

90% of that shit doesn't make any sense. Those aren't even real words!

 

[Montrealman]

“Temper is the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it.”

Jack Nicholson, Anger Management.

 

[L3ggy]

90% of that shit doesn't make any sense. Those aren't even real words!

I take it you haven't read any of J.R.R Tolkien's books?

 

[dave_rhino]

I take it you haven't read any of J.R.R Tolkien's books?

I have and I still agree with what Pete said.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

I take it you haven't read any of J.R.R Tolkien's books?

I've tried. They suck. I couldn't make it through an entire book. Hell, I couldn't even make it through that little snippet of drivel you quoted.

 

[Artimus]

90% of that shit doesn't make any sense. Those aren't even real words!

A bit extreme, but I agree with the sentiment. Found the poems and songs long-winded and nonsensical, so skipped over them. But one has to keep in mind that the books were written over 50 years ago, so I'm sure they were a big hit back then

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

"your the disease and i'm the cure" from cobra

 

[jamrak]

"I did NOT have sexual relationship with that woman!"

Bill Clinton about Monica... at the begining

 

[heyclammy]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elder berries

Monty Python
The Holy Grail

 

[Mistyck]

"Just put your lips together and blow" - My ex bf...(No I will not elaborate)

 

[pancha]

form the movie Tombstone: "there is no normal life, Wyatt, there's just life. . . now get on with it."

this was in a movie, but heard it before: Si Vis Pacum, para bellum
its Latin for "if you want peace, prepare for war."

this came from an instructor in colege. somehow we got on the subject of relationships and fighting. she said she fought with her husband on occassion, and then said,
"you stop fighting when there is nothing left worth fighting for."

 

[Montrealman]

form the movie Tombstone: "there is no normal life, Wyatt, there's just life. . . now get on with it."

this was in a movie, but heard it before: Si Vis Pacum, para bellum
its Latin for "if you want peace, prepare for war."

this came from an instructor in colege. somehow we got on the subject of relationships and fighting. she said she fought with her husband on occassion, and then said,
"you stop fighting when there is nothing left worth fighting for."

3 great quotes! :thumbsup:

I really like the 3rd one.

 

[Montrealman]

“I would rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.”

"How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.”

“God made alcohol as a social lubricant to make men brave and to make women loose.”

"Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is."
Diane Ackerman

"Life is not a dress rehearsal."
Paul Stanley

 

[Becks...poamr]

:1orglaugh That's great!

Feel free to make use of it.

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If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone might well be: "It seemed a good idea at the time." --unknown

 

[Violator79]

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil, is for good men to do nothing"- Edmund Burke

“There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes”- Various

"Superstition created all the gods and angels, all the devils and ghosts, all the witches, demons and goblins, gave us all the augurs, soothsayers and prophets, filled the heavens with signs and wonders, broke the chain of cause and effect, and wrote the history of man in miracles and lies."- Robert G. Ingersoll

"God does not play dice with the universe."- Einstein

"Those who forget histroy are doomed to repeat it.- George Santayana

"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?"- George Carlin on prostitution