Favorite Quotes

[Bloodshot Scott]

I like this one:

"...keep shit stains in my drawers
So I can get fizza-funky for yah" - Ol' Dirty Bastard "Shame on a *****"

:rofl:

 

[Torre82]

"He who hesitates, masturbates"

"You cant buy class"

"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win you're still retarded"

And those are just the three I can recall at this moment.

 

[Fresno]

To be or not to be that is the question

 

[YMIHERE]

To be or not to be that is the question

2 B or not 2 B what the hell is my apartment number.

 

[Mistyck]

George Carlin Quotes:

"If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter."

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."

Gina Gershon Quotes:

"Lately, I've been a little sad that I'm not a gay man."

"Size counts. That's all."

 

[Artimus]

"The innocent blood spilled here tonight must be avenged!" - Ghostrider

 

[Fresno]

Martin Luther King, Jr.

"I Have a Dream"

 

[Blink]

"Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth -- more than ruin -- more even than death.... Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid. Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man."
-- Bertrand Russell

"In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying."
-- Bertrand Russell

"Against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain."
-- Friedrich von Schiller

 

[Montrealman]

" He who knows how will always work for he who knows why."
" It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!"

David Lee Roth

 

[xX-Joanne-Xx]

"Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity" - Someone

"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." - Someone else

 

[JustAGuy85]

"Bitch I pack a horse dick....plus...you know my chain is frosted...one plug from the apple head and shorty lost it. Cus you ain't shit...yo mamma ain't shit. Yo daddy ain't shit. Yo cousins ain't shit beiiitch. You ain't shit, yo whip ain't shit, pocket book ain't shit, and yo friends ain't shit beeeeitch."

RZA - Domestic Violence Part 2

 

[blue ballz 22]

mines in my signature

 

[Eric Lindros]

Mine is in my sig too.
Free to Alyssa Milano.

 

[gunslingingbird]

"God is dead." - Darwin
"Darwin is dead." - God

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

"Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Bob Dylan

 

[dick van cock]

"God is dead." - Darwin
"Darwin is dead." - God

NERD WARNING!

Error! Error! Gotta replace "Darwin" by "Nietzsche" ...

"Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later, every asshole gets them." (Billy Wilder)

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." (W.C. Fields)

"Bring 'em on!" (George W. Bush)

"I am ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!" (Norma Desmond)

"Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." (Boethius - directed at my fellow FreeOners)

"Shtonk!" (Adenoyd Hinkel)

 

[scubamike]

don't hate...masturbate!

 

[senob44]

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain)

A beautiful cyborg does everything fan guys hoped, including jump, kick, leap, meditate nightly or pray; questions restricted solely to underwater versions with x-ray yellow zippers. (senob44)

(^Just a sentence I made up awhile back. If you notice, each word starts with the very next letter of the alphabet, A-Z. Kinda clever, I thought.)

 

[Fresno]

lol very funny


"When we get there will get there"

 

[FAH-Q]

shut up and youll learn something.