Favorite insults

[squallumz]

cunt's a fun one.

it makes girls go *gasp!*


also, forgive me if i called my ****** baconsalt earlier.

it confused it greatly.

 

[guitarnnblack]

My personal favorite is calling someone a,
Cockmonger.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Lately I've been calling people "you fucking vaginal belch." It seems to do the trick.

 

[Rane1071]

Skidmark was a favourite. .. Now it's gloyster.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

If i was called gloyster by someone, i would **** myself. How horrible would that be. UUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH it makes me shiver thinking about it.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

I just gave Gloyster some Gloyster rep, it's soo fun.

 

[gloyster]

Gobshite is another favorite!

 

[tartanterrier]

Fannybaws

 

[Juliuscaesar]

Cumdumpster
You couldn't tell **** from Shinola.

 

[tartanterrier]

Dobber

 

[billstiffington]

Cum guzzler
Jizz jar
****-eating dog
Dickless wonder
Suck a rancid dick
Stupid fucking cunt
Major league cock sucker
Your ****** is a 2 dollar blow job whore

 

[BCT]

Zeedonk, its a word that the Italians I grew up with would use to describe a stupid jackass! lol

 

[VeronicaVice]

my go to is fuckface lol

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Wow the Gloyster posts are high up on the forum tonight.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

"Did you get dressed in the dark?"

"The only thing you could be a model for would be dog food."

 

[Ulysses31]

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade

You got a face only a ****** could love...unfortunately she too hates it!

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a ****

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus

 

[BCT]

I say: "Do you remember your first Blowjob?"

Guy says: "yes"

I say: "How long did it take for the guy to cum?"

 

[Juliuscaesar]

Ugly woman:Hey, come on guy, you might get lucky tonight!
Guy:Only with humans.

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[L3ggy]

Dôl lost lîn.

 

[PlumpRump]

^
LOL....

How about "fuckwad"? I heard someone call someone else "dicknose" the other day....thought that was pretty original.

Styles from 'Teen Wolf' was way ahead of the curve!

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My personal favorites all sound similar.

-Fuckhole
-Fuckmouth
-Dickhole

I also enjoy telling people "fuck your face," or "fuck your mouth."

I'm lacking for originality, I understand this.