Favorite ****** Guy Episode

I have to go with the one when Peter has to **** Daggermouth (the giant fish, to earn $50,000)

Great quote:
Peter: "How am I ever going to earn $50,000?"
Quagmire: "Well, you could bang 50 fat chicks for $1000 each. Fat chicks need loving too!"

Later:
Seamus: "Well, you could bang 50 fat chicks for $1000 each."
Peter: "Yeah, yeah, we already covered that..."
Quagmire: "So... were you in an accident or something?" (Seamus has all four appendages replaced by wooden pegs)
Seamus: "No, me ****** was a tree."
 

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