Favorite Cougar Over 80

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(a sexy upskirt picture to whet your sexual appetites, guys, revealing the fact that she is in fact one-legged)

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(a strong contender with her hackneyed jokes and worn out asshole)

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(that little Arab vixen keeps her wrinkly body in shape by throwing pebbles at Israeli tanks ... a lady you can have fun with)

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("Catholic girls do it better", they say. Uta likes to use her mouth: For bitching the pope and sucking big time. Yeah!)

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sing: If it's good enough for Sinatra, it's good enough for me! :sing: )



It's all up to you, mates! First vote, then wank!

 

[yaheem]

Oh man Nancy Reagan is soooooo fine. When her hubby ****** away she was prime picking.

 

[senob44]

Definitely Carol Channing for me. With that voice of hers, I would love to make her scream!

 

[Moe_Fuzz]

Nancy Reagan? You gotta be fucking kidding me. Has there ever been a whiter woman?

 

[yaheem]

Well you know what they say once you go white... its all right.:thumbsup:

 

[Facetious]

Re:

Favorite Cougar Over 80

. . . that we could bring back to life ? :ban2:

 

[member979979]

I had to read the title of this thread twice... the 2nd time reading I yelled OVER 80?

 

[tartanterrier]

I'd go for Nancy :condom:

 

[BigSwede]

Any of Mack Sennett´s Bathing Beauties.
But preferably in their prime since they all would be around 115 years old now.

 

[Friday on my mind]

Favorite Cougar Over 80

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[maildude]

At this point I'd rather just masturbate...:banana::banana:

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Carol Channing all day long. There's still enough asshole there left to fuck.

Dick, you're awesome.

 

[BlueBalls]

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssh!!!!

 

[devlinvelez]

.....Holy **** Dick.......you have made me laugh twice in one day with your humor.........STOP IT.

 

[Legzman]

now your just getting carried away!

 

[calpoon]

I dig older women.

dig em right up out of the ground.

 

[dave_rhino]

I dig older women.

dig em right up out of the ground.

Yeah, just microwave them for a minute or two and they feel good as new.

 

[Legzman]

I dig older women.

dig em right up out of the ground.

New meaning to cracking open a cold one, eh? :glugglug:

 

[Bigoldowls]

Honor Blackman.

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[Torre82]

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dah!

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Eww..

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OH DEAR GOD!

::hesitates::

... why am I doing this?

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noo.. but.. better than the others..

(Uta)

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hahahaha! Nice1.