Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

So, the fuck what did she tell you what kind of toilet paper she uses? Or that was confusing for you?

she said she prefers charmin ultra soft but that's besides the point. anyway, she said you had nothing to do with her rise to fame and that she doesn't owe you shit and that tito would do horrible things to your anus if he ever sees you again. might wanna watch out bro. :eek:
 
Oh man. That script is hysterical. Many times he confuses what characters are saying and the action they are performing for example

Action: Sophia goes to her knees and starts sucking on Suzy's pussy

Sophia: Licking the pussy lips,spreading them apart with both hands,gently teasing her pussy with her tongue. (Wait is Sophia describing to us what she is doing to Suzy?) Too funny.
 

The full painful truth behind this whole charade has finally been exposed.

You really aren't joking, you really did write and copyright a script. What amazes me, almost to the point of bladder voiding laughter is that is so poorly written, such a beautiful piece of fictional drivel, that you think it is actually any good.

Years ago, I picked up a few copies of Michael Crichton, thanks to some lucrative movie tie ins, he was the most popular author at the time. I wanted to see how he wrote, how he structured his work, it was my hope to learn from it and apply it to my own work. Like a few others on the board, I try writing as a hobby and even have a book idea of my own. But what amazed me most about Crichtons book were the sheer simplicity of how they were written. For some reason I expected it to be a little more elaborate, a bit more detailed, not as far as Tolkien on the detail (I had to give up reading the lord of the rings because he just went to far!) but it surprised me how my expectations were completely dashed.

Now I look at Jsmoothpa's work, then I compare that with every other porn movie that has tried to have a plot or a hollywood level of production and it is just so laughable that it's almost not funny. Porn movies with plots are expected to be corny, tongue in cheek and in no way taken seriously, lets face it, you aren't watching this movie scouting for Oscar nominees. Terrifyingly "Fantasy Fucking One" is expected to be taken seriously.

It's claimed this took 3 years to write, 59 pages of weak dialogue wrapped around sex scenes that are so scripted they seem mechanic. I tried to read it, I couldn't manage it passed the 3rd page when one of the girls exclaimed "Jesse will be there". That is on par with the pathetic Stan Lee, who went from quick cameo to jumping around shouting "Look at me, look at me!".

I cant shake my head enough at how bad this is. One positive thing though is that it is inspirational to new writers, it tells them, no matter how bad you think your first draught is, it will never! Never! be as bad as this.

I'm all for new writers, fresh blood, new original material - it's what keeps the medium alive. But there is serious pause for concern when someone says they can generate 200,000 jobs from some vague ideas that are terrible.
 

Jsmoothpa

Closed Account
No the funny thing is how you feel you can share your opinion about what my thoughts are and you have no even a bit of intelligence to ask my real thoughts. so, of sorts of ignorance that you often display. You mesmorize your self, with no point or destination of communicating. and obviously fill yourself with half or three quarter true comments that truely eat away at your souls because you enjoy my work so much you type about how you are ready to piss your pants just reading my work! as confused a fan or hater you have yet to deciide to be delusional about communicating about. I am really just a full service entertainer, who enjoys being a gifted wordsmith!
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
No the funny thing is how you feel you can share your opinion about what my thoughts are and you have no even a bit of intelligence to ask my real thoughts. so, of sorts of ignorance that you often display. You mesmorize your self, with no point or destination of communicating. and obviously fill yourself with half or three quarter true comments that truely eat away at your souls because you enjoy my work so much you type about how you are ready to piss your pants just reading my work! as confused a fan or hater you have yet to deciide to be delusional about communicating about. I am really just a full service entertainer, who enjoys being a gifted wordsmith!

So, if you're such a gifted wordsmith, why did I find 3 spelling mistakes in your last post in addition to multiple grammatical and punctuation errors?
 
No the funny thing is how you feel you can share your opinion about what my thoughts are and you have no even a bit of intelligence to ask my real thoughts. so, of sorts of ignorance that you often display. You mesmorize your self, with no point or destination of communicating. and obviously fill yourself with half or three quarter true comments that truely eat away at your souls because you enjoy my work so much you type about how you are ready to piss your pants just reading my work! as confused a fan or hater you have yet to deciide to be delusional about communicating about. I am really just a full service entertainer, who enjoys being a gifted wordsmith!

may i ask in what language are you a gifted wordsmith?
 

Jsmoothpa

Closed Account
ApolloBalboa ASKED: So, if you're such a gifted wordsmith, why did I find 3 spelling mistakes in your last post in addition to multiple grammatical and punctuation errors?

JSmoothpa Answer: Because you looked. Next question please!

Death-Proof-69 ASKED: may i ask in what language are you a gifted wordsmith?

JSmoothpa Answer: If you already asked permission and have asked two questions and have read my work in English is there a purposeful reason for asking me your question Death-Proof-69?
 
ApolloBalboa ASKED: So, if you're such a gifted wordsmith, why did I find 3 spelling mistakes in your last post in addition to multiple grammatical and punctuation errors?

JSmoothpa Answer: Because you looked. Next question please!

Death-Proof-69 ASKED: may i ask in what language are you a gifted wordsmith?

JSmoothpa Answer: If you already asked permission and have asked two questions and have read my work in English is there a purposeful reason for asking me your question Death-Proof-69?

More proof. You're not bright.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
We were discussing your business plan on another thread but it might get lost there. I'd like to carry it on here since this is the proper place for it.

As an aside, before you took a hiatus to make your move, I asked you about making a 10 minute clip to post onto some of the tube sites. Draw up a script. It doesn't have to be elaborate. Just hammer out something simple that you can film with you own camera. It won't cost you anything. Just find some local girl who wants to be a star. Tell her about your plan and I'm sure she will jump at the chance. Once you get it posted you will now have a sample of your work for people to see. It shouldn't take much time or effort to do this.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
ApolloBalboa ASKED: So, if you're such a gifted wordsmith, why did I find 3 spelling mistakes in your last post in addition to multiple grammatical and punctuation errors?

JSmoothpa Answer: Because you looked. Next question please!

Death-Proof-69 ASKED: may i ask in what language are you a gifted wordsmith?

JSmoothpa Answer: If you already asked permission and have asked two questions and have read my work in English is there a purposeful reason for asking me your question Death-Proof-69?

I looked, but if you were truly as prodigal as you claim to be, I wouldn't have found anything. You're the one who keeps on claiming to be this fantastic writer with multiple awards and titles to his name, but I don't think they give those out if you can't even construct a clear and coherent sentence, which you seem to have trouble doing.
 
I found this post on a site made by Jesse,

"I have multiple disabilities. I underwent reconstructive surgery, when I was like 8 years old. I was a victim of child abuse and nobody did anything about it. up until 2006 when I started taken control of my life, and seeking medical help.

I have epilepsy and psyctso-effective disorder due to the damage that was done to my brain. I have the mental illness because of the trauma, I had been through most of my life. In 2006-07 my penis grew about 15 inches long, and after a few days it went back inside. I want to know what happened and how do I get that back?

Is there anybody out there who can help me?"

I refuse to link to it because it contains an image of the mans child and out of respect for her privacy, I will not draw her into this cluster fuck of a thread.

What it does show, is that he is perfectly capable of constructing perfectly worded sentences, so why we get the verbal diarrhea I do not know. Even is his brain, to quote Dr Banner, is like a bag of cats.
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
Just in case anyone thinks the guy ain't legit, notice he shares his address in "Location" under his avatar and name. If you are in the USA, why don't you visit his noble place of living:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1000-State-Ave-APT-6-Coraopolis-PA-15108/2105404332_zpid/

Please make a little video interviewing whoever lives there, and how all his award-winning plkans played out!

I remember that. It's a building now? That's the second address though. Lurkingdirk googled mapped his first address with satellite imaging. Seems it was an empty lot across the street. :rofl: So funny. :)
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
Somebody GOT to go and check out who lives there. Maybe bring him a little basket with mixed fruits
 
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