Fantasy Fucking 1 copyright just arrived, who is the best company to attempt to sell to first?

[Death-Proof-69]

I like how the suit's too big on him, it really reinforces the idea that he's a rapper-writer-photographer-doctor-presidential candidate prodigy.

oh i'd fucking hire him in a minute if he walked in for an interview dressed like that!

 

[RichardNailder]

oh i'd fucking hire him in a minute if he walked in for an interview dressed like that!

I don't think he's survive three minutes in Alaska, or Montana for that matter so not real sure what you'd be hiring him for.... entertainment for the fishermen?

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I don't think he's survive three minutes in Alaska, or Montana for that matter so not real sure what you'd be hiring him for.... entertainment for the fishermen?

something like that, it get's kinda boring up here at times. if he felt like actually working he could probably do well scrubbing fish holds, painting hulls and what not. plenty of shit jobs to be done that no one else wants to do haha.

 

[Jsmoothpa]

Wow, I have to be a little pissed of in to many ways, so i'll catch my breathe to retalaite (figuratively speaking). First I had no idea you were smart enough to find my donation website! I believe if you really do have money and all you say will bring me good fortune and all your money! LOL Second in person you would hire me before we interviewed, the contract will be the next step. Thirdly Prodigal Savant is liking a living miracle. Do you believe in Unicorns? do you believe you will ever see one that is not on TV? Stop, Santa Claus ain't real either! LOL

I can obviously offer a Query Letter already prepared (by the way I found Perkins Agency, Hi jenna Jameson) for interested Literary agents, and the movie has the copyrightin they office and I have my own copy. Is there anything else to say, but damn what does a man have to do earn a BJ. Steal a tailor made suit? That's something I haven't done yet (should I ad it to my bucket list). Don't worry it's because of your free advertising of my donation website and my zero donations, and FYI I think Paypal wanted to contact me, but my account was stolen, so there's money I just don't know how to retrieve it, help me please. My life's a mess and your the mop, get to work! Looking forward to all my favorite Goons replying until nest time, this was the best time! Good Night!

 

[Jsmoothpa]

Yes, so please done as much as possible lots of fun for adults and American people to pay for set-up fees, and contract workers, plus much more. I'll update it soon, look out you'll love whats new!

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7060748, member: 586426"]Is that really him?! He actually thinks people are gonna donate money towards this?!

 

[DOA82]

Given the fact that Jsmoothpa has such piss poor grasp of the English language its actually easier to just talk about him than to him.

Isn't it amazing that every achievement has some totally explainable reason as to why it can't be backed up? Poetry contests that were really a scam, the donation site was actually victim of a stolen paypal account, prize money that was never award because of "faggets" or some such, I got lost in the bullshit.

I'm well aware there are indeed people out there with immense potential, natural gifts etc, but they don't apply it in such childish ways. Writing a million dollar porn script? By definition alone that is a contradiction.

When I found both the donation site and the profile page, scary and laughable as they were - You might also note the news paper clipping where he is actually assaulted. Surely if he was someone of note, intelligence or worthy of recognition they would have mentioned it, not fixate on the part where the whole feud started over an argument on facebook!

 

[Jsmoothpa]

That's the writing contract I lost while writing the movie script, graduating college, and writing my business plan. Ask Ellen DeGeneres for a copy I sent the original to her, but she wouldn't save my life if she had a million dollars, so laugh at that sarcasm.

Given the fact that Jsmoothpa has such piss poor grasp of the English language its actually easier to just talk about him than to him.

Isn't it amazing that every achievement has some totally explainable reason as to why it can't be backed up? Poetry contests that were really a scam, the donation site was actually victim of a stolen paypal account, prize money that was never award because of "faggets" or some such, I got lost in the bullshit.

I'm well aware there are indeed people out there with immense potential, natural gifts etc, but they don't apply it in such childish ways. Writing a million dollar porn script? By definition alone that is a contradiction.

When I found both the donation site and the profile page, scary and laughable as they were - You might also note the news paper clipping where he is actually assaulted. Surely if he was someone of note, intelligence or worthy of recognition they would have mentioned it, not fixate on the part where the whole feud started over an argument on facebook!

 

[RichardNailder]

This boy is so full of shit it's stinking up my office.

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This boy is so full of shit it's stinking up my office.

 

[Jsmoothpa]

nOT IN MY CASE. tHE GOVERNMENT BOUGHT UP ALL BUT 2 OUT OF 6 COLLEGES i EVER ATTENDED. KILLED MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL OWNER 2-3 DAYS AFTER I WAS ROBBED, BOUGHT MELLON 3 (MELLON BANK DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH WHILE I WAS WORKING THERE. BOUGHT OUT THE HILTON HOTEL AFTER I READ A BOOK ON MASSAGE THERAPY AND THE FIRST QUALIFIED MASSUSE WE WENT TO THE HITLTON HOTEL THEN AFTER TALKING AWHILE WITH HIM, DITCHED HIM AND RAN AROUND DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH, BEFORE GOING HOME MYSELF. SCARY TO YOU YES MAYBE, SURVIVAL TO ME, EVERYDAY. MY LIFE HAS ALWAYS BEEN REDUSED TO RUBLE BECAUSE OF CHEAP PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

Given the fact that Jsmoothpa has such piss poor grasp of the English language its actually easier to just talk about him than to him.

Isn't it amazing that every achievement has some totally explainable reason as to why it can't be backed up? Poetry contests that were really a scam, the donation site was actually victim of a stolen paypal account, prize money that was never award because of "faggets" or some such, I got lost in the bullshit.

I'm well aware there are indeed people out there with immense potential, natural gifts etc, but they don't apply it in such childish ways. Writing a million dollar porn script? By definition alone that is a contradiction.

When I found both the donation site and the profile page, scary and laughable as they were - You might also note the news paper clipping where he is actually assaulted. Surely if he was someone of note, intelligence or worthy of recognition they would have mentioned it, not fixate on the part where the whole feud started over an argument on facebook!

 

[RichardNailder]

nOT IN MY CASE. tHE GOVERNMENT BOUGHT UP ALL BUT 2 OUT OF 6 COLLEGES i EVER ATTENDED. KILLED MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL OWNER 2-3 DAYS AFTER I WAS ROBBED, BOUGHT MELLON 3 (MELLON BANK DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH WHILE I WAS WORKING THERE. BOUGHT OUT THE HILTON HOTEL AFTER I READ A BOOK ON MASSAGE THERAPY AND THE FIRST QUALIFIED MASSUSE WE WENT TO THE HITLTON HOTEL THEN AFTER TALKING AWHILE WITH HIM, DITCHED HIM AND RAN AROUND DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH, BEFORE GOING HOME MYSELF. SCARY TO YOU YES MAYBE, SURVIVAL TO ME, EVERYDAY. MY LIFE HAS ALWAYS BEEN REDUSED TO RUBLE BECAUSE OF CHEAP PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

It's always somebody else's fault......


Grow the fuck up.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

nOT IN MY CASE. tHE GOVERNMENT BOUGHT UP ALL BUT 2 OUT OF 6 COLLEGES i EVER ATTENDED. KILLED MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL OWNER 2-3 DAYS AFTER I WAS ROBBED, BOUGHT MELLON 3 (MELLON BANK DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH WHILE I WAS WORKING THERE. BOUGHT OUT THE HILTON HOTEL AFTER I READ A BOOK ON MASSAGE THERAPY AND THE FIRST QUALIFIED MASSUSE WE WENT TO THE HITLTON HOTEL THEN AFTER TALKING AWHILE WITH HIM, DITCHED HIM AND RAN AROUND DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH, BEFORE GOING HOME MYSELF. SCARY TO YOU YES MAYBE, SURVIVAL TO ME, EVERYDAY. MY LIFE HAS ALWAYS BEEN REDUSED TO RUBLE BECAUSE OF CHEAP PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

holy fucking capslock batman! you found a way to make your posts even harder to read so congratulations! in response to the bold portion, just because you have nothing marketable that people want to buy doesn't make them cheap. produce a quality product for an acceptable price that people have a demand for and people will buy it. simple as that. if no ones giving you money, they obviously don't feel like what you have is worth their money. that's not a problem with the consumer it's a problem with the producer. so try harder and pay attention to what people want and make that. :thumbsup:

 

[Briana Lee]

nOT IN MY CASE. tHE GOVERNMENT BOUGHT UP ALL BUT 2 OUT OF 6 COLLEGES i EVER ATTENDED. KILLED MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL OWNER 2-3 DAYS AFTER I WAS ROBBED, BOUGHT MELLON 3 (MELLON BANK DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH WHILE I WAS WORKING THERE. BOUGHT OUT THE HILTON HOTEL AFTER I READ A BOOK ON MASSAGE THERAPY AND THE FIRST QUALIFIED MASSUSE WE WENT TO THE HITLTON HOTEL THEN AFTER TALKING AWHILE WITH HIM, DITCHED HIM AND RAN AROUND DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH, BEFORE GOING HOME MYSELF. SCARY TO YOU YES MAYBE, SURVIVAL TO ME, EVERYDAY. MY LIFE HAS ALWAYS BEEN REDUSED TO RUBLE BECAUSE OF CHEAP PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

And now he's shouting....yeah that'll make people listen....

Yes, so please done as much as possible lots of fun for adults and American people to pay for set-up fees, and contract workers, plus much more. I'll update it soon, look out you'll love whats new!

Hell why don't I just donate the whole $10,000!! What do I get in exchange for my investment in you?

 

[John_8581]

NOT IN MY CASE. THE GOVERNMENT BOUGHT UP ALL BUT 2 OUT OF 6 COLLEGES i EVER ATTENDED. KILLED MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL OWNER 2-3 DAYS AFTER I WAS ROBBED, BOUGHT MELLON 3 (MELLON BANK DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH WHILE I WAS WORKING THERE. BOUGHT OUT THE HILTON HOTEL AFTER I READ A BOOK ON MASSAGE THERAPY AND THE FIRST QUALIFIED MASSUSE WE WENT TO THE HITLTON HOTEL THEN AFTER TALKING AWHILE WITH HIM, DITCHED HIM AND RAN AROUND DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH, BEFORE GOING HOME MYSELF. SCARY TO YOU YES MAYBE, SURVIVAL TO ME, EVERYDAY. MY LIFE HAS ALWAYS BEEN REDUSED TO RUBLE BECAUSE OF CHEAP PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

Let me say it it best with emoticons....

:weeping: :bawling:

Jsmoothpa ... the clown!! :clown:

It's always comebody else's fault......

Grow the fuck up.

:thumbsup: :hatsoff: :bowdown:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7063440, member: 586426"]And now he's shouting....yeah that'll make people listen....

well yeah, that's how real men make their points clear!

 

[Briana Lee]

well yeah, that's how real men make their points clear!

I do all of these things!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I do all of these things!

arguing is all about belittling the other person and making them feel worthless. another cool trick is to make personal attacks based on things the other person has no control over just to further emphasize how terrible and insignificant they are...:1orglaugh

 

[DOA82]

nOT IN MY CASE. tHE GOVERNMENT BOUGHT UP ALL BUT 2 OUT OF 6 COLLEGES i EVER ATTENDED. KILLED MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL OWNER 2-3 DAYS AFTER I WAS ROBBED, BOUGHT MELLON 3 (MELLON BANK DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH WHILE I WAS WORKING THERE. BOUGHT OUT THE HILTON HOTEL AFTER I READ A BOOK ON MASSAGE THERAPY AND THE FIRST QUALIFIED MASSUSE WE WENT TO THE HITLTON HOTEL THEN AFTER TALKING AWHILE WITH HIM, DITCHED HIM AND RAN AROUND DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH, BEFORE GOING HOME MYSELF. SCARY TO YOU YES MAYBE, SURVIVAL TO ME, EVERYDAY. MY LIFE HAS ALWAYS BEEN REDUSED TO RUBLE BECAUSE OF CHEAP PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

The government bought out 4 of the 6 colleges you went to? So you attended 6 colleges simultaneously or were kicked out of 6 on the trot? Either way, the fact that the "government" bought them, how does that affect your life?

Are you saying you read a book and labelled yourself a qualified masseuse? Then again you do consider yourself an author because you wrote a short story somewhere, once, that you cant prove.

Someone killed your elementary school owner? Are you blaming the government for this? Since when did elementary schools have owners?

You blame the government one minute, but then cheap people for it the next. You are not a prodigal savant, your a loser with an inferiority complex and zero to offer society. Everything you claim to have done is hot air, slim pickings dressed up to sound more impressive than it is.

You have a porn script? I have a post it note and a crayon, guess what, I have a porn script too. Everything you have posted online shows you are a loser with a sob story to match, nothing is your fault, you're the victim.

Someone queue the fucking orchestra.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Hell why don't I just donate the whole $10,000!! What do I get in exchange for my investment in you?

A sloppy face.
Too much?

 

[Briana Lee]

The government bought out 4 of the 6 colleges you went to? So you attended 6 colleges simultaneously or were kicked out of 6 on the trot? Either way, the fact that the "government" bought them, how does that affect your life?

Are you saying you read a book and labelled yourself a qualified masseuse? Then again you do consider yourself an author because you wrote a short story somewhere, once, that you cant prove.

Someone killed your elementary school owner? Are you blaming the government for this? Since when did elementary schools have owners?

You blame the government one minute, but then cheap people for it the next. You are not a prodigal savant, your a loser with an inferiority complex and zero to offer society. Everything you claim to have done is hot air, slim pickings dressed up to sound more impressive than it is.

You have a porn script? I have a post it note and a crayon, guess what, I have a porn script too. Everything you have posted online shows you are a loser with a sob story to match, nothing is your fault, you're the victim.

Someone queue the fucking orchestra.

You use crayons?! That's awesome!

A sloppy face.
Too much?

:1orglaugh Not exactly the return I was looking for.

 

[Jsmoothpa]

$25,000 and the option to get with my car invention, car manufacturing plant, helicopter research and development, and air transportation business plan. It's my most profitable invention, I have estimated. 1 billion within 5-10 years after 1st car manufacturing plant produces 1st car and the marketing plan is amazing! You can get in, I love you better in the morning if we end up hanging out on a Saturday Night or Monday Night! And the movie thing has 16 more works in progress mixed Rated R and a Disney movie script in progress.

And now he's shouting....yeah that'll make people listen....



Hell why don't I just donate the whole $10,000!! What do I get in exchange for my investment in you?