Family Axes Wedding Plans, Egyptian Cuts Off Organ

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

Lovely.
 
This is a little extreme. Just tell the old geezers that they're not going to have any grandchildren if they don't agree.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Hey, now. Let's not get the thread closed with racist remarks.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I don't care what kind of fucked up shit happens in your life. There is NEVER, NEVER a good reason to cut off your own penis. Or anyone elses for that matter!
 
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