Facial_King's Suggest-a-Punishment Thread

[Facial_King]

Ok, I've wanted to start this thread for some time now, and I figure that this story is as good as any to do so. What I guess I'll do is post news stories with strange and/or outlandish crimes, and your role, as you may have guessed, is to suggest a punishment! Had "fun" with this with the Fritzl dude who kept his ******** and his **** from his ******** locked up in his basement - remember?

I'll post new crimes from time to time.

First up:

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So, suggest-a-punishment!