Rookie: Lieutenant, I was in a hurry and didn't see the "wet concrete" sign.
Lieutenant: Why were you in such a hurry?
Rookie: Because Sarge told me the cute clerk at the dunkin donuts with the large :boobies:, takes her break in 5 mins and I was clear across town
Sergeant: 
Rookie, I see many a day of foot patrol in your immediate future
Lieutenant: :1orglaugh