Explain This?

[SeraphiM]

How in the word would you explain this?
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[member20672]

"Well uh, I was chasing this perp and i took a wrong turn and ****."

 

[SeraphiM]

I was on my way to the donut shop when... :thumbsup:

 

[Civickiller80]

It was my firsy day?...

Or stop sign?....what stop sign?....

 

[sc0rp10n_29]

looks like a woman driver to me

 

[member2686]

"Damn Captain, I was surfing FreeOnes on my wi-fi laptop when patrolling for speeders and I saw this hot babe in a Ferrari and well, **** happens."

 

[rockmanx4]

-yes yes i checked it out it is still wet!
-see?

 

[D-rock]

That will be the last time he learns to drive from a video game. If they get it out soon I hope somebody washes of the tires before the cement dries in the treads.

 

[agggelos21]

"I had an urgent situation!"
"I had to pee, so i just parked the car here!I don't know what happened!"

 

[BAddOg]

- The new road there looked so empty, I thought I would be faster there !

 

[Gunloc]

"But it worked in the movies Captain, honest."

 

[serpentor]

It was like that when I got here

 

[anotherguy]

I didnt Do it....

 

[Jack N. Off]

I needed some lubricant and the sign said Wet, so I thought I would try some.

 

[Yourself]

My partner was giving me a blowjob, I took my eyes off the road 4 just a sec

Just don't tell the wife :******:

 

[jod0565]

This IS the slow lane!"

 

[AngelOfDeath1777183695]

Stand tall and say, ''it happens to the best of us.''

 

[off_01]

Stand tall and say, ''it happens to the best of us.''

i love that one!

 

[Ansger]

"Hm I didn't learn that at police school, really."

 

[os12tr]

There was a tree to the left, so I swerved to the right.