Exclusive FreeOnes Interviews With Interesting Members

[Ravenholm]

We need interesting members first.

That's me!.

I live in a wooden shack (which has one window... that's cracked) I work with a dial up modem. I run a business that sells used postage stamps although business is not good at the moment. As no bastard seems to want to buy used postage stamps!

Maybe I should start selling bricks instead!. Anyone want to buy a brick?.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I think I'll just go the pornstar route and troll you guys on my interview.

Who's your favorite pornstar?
That's a tough one. Probably like...jenna jameson. lol

What do you like most about porn?

The sex. And the cum. lol!

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
Well this one time, in band camp, I stuck a saxophone up my ass and played music with my flatulence. Then I returned it to Dirk. Did I mention that I pee in his cereal regularly?

POTW committee please take notice.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

She's talking to you. Alexpnz ...

 

[Supafly]

Make our OCSMs put together the questions and it's a win-all-over

 

[alexpnz]

No. Hell no. Hell fucking no.

Then members actually become PEOPLE.

I'm happy thinking that members are fat bald men from Jersey who've never been in the same room with a real naked woman much less stick their dick in their pussy for the .0001 second it takes them to cum.

Hey! I resemble that remark....just not fat.
Hey Peter, BTW....How do I stick my dick in my own pussy??
You lost me their, Chief!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Sounds like a plan to me. We could do a weekly one. Just come up with some interesting questions and lets do it.

Now don't you tempt me...

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

I'm happy thinking that members are fat bald men from Jersey who've never been in the same room with a real naked woman much less stick their dick in their pussy for the .0001 second it takes them to cum.

You can consider yourself lucky my wife is not on the board. She would have kicked your fat ass.

 

[Shifty]

Sounds like a plan to me. We could do a weekly one. Just come up with some interesting questions and lets do it.

There - the man has spoken.

Fuck all the haters!

:stir:

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Feel free to pm your questions everyone.


Anyone?...

 

[BCT]

I'm game!

 

[Shifty]

Q. who the fuck cares?

OC, please stop being a Negative Nancy, or I'll speak with Dirk and that'll be it.

No more hot anal!

 

[Jagger69]

POTW committee please take notice.

Beat me to it. Great!!

 

[STDiva]

I'd take part.

 

[domshooter]

so what, if it goes down its like 1 per day or something?

a list of questions are compiled, taken from suggestions sent by everyone. each day, whoevers turn it is answers a sentence or two to each question, in a post, in a thread. simple as that?

im in

 

[Shifty]

^^ Perhaps once a week, or one some basis, one member (the interviewer) comes up with a set of questions for another member (the interviewee) to answer? They exchange PM's and once an interview is completed it is posted in the thread. :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Someone start this. It isn't so much work. Just come up with 8 or so questions, PM a member you think is interesting, and start a thread.

Someone get on it!

 

[Shifty]

Dirk I wonder if we should determine a group of participants and then set up some sort of schedule?

Eg Shifty interviews Dirk
T. O'Malley interviews STDiva
Etc.?

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Someone start this. It isn't so much work. Just come up with 8 or so questions, PM a member you think is interesting, and start a thread.

Someone get on it!

Oh, you think a member should do the interview?
Great idea. Let's start with you, shall we?

Here are your first five questions :thumbsup::
1. Why are you such a moron towards that nice Thomas O'Malley guy all the time? He doesn't deserve it to be treated like that, wouldn't you say?
2. Why don't you want to become a moderator on the FO board? Of course we all know you'd suck at it, but what does it care?
3. Is it true Petra took your rep points because you actually sent her a picture of your erected, with pustules strewn dick?
4. Some of us here believe you were a female before you joined the board. Maybe it's time to out yourself? Can you share the truth with us now?
5. Who would you ban first? Yourself or Maleyonetwo (that perv :mad)?

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Dirk I wonder if we should determine a group of participants and then set up some sort of schedule?

Eg Shifty interviews Dirk
T. O'Malley interviews STDiva
Etc.?

I just interviewed Dirl, just waiting for the answers.

 

[Jagger69]

OK everyone, be careful what you ask for. The interview thread is up and running in the "members only" section....for better or worse:

http://board.freeones.com/showthrea...-Freeones-Interviews-With-Interesting-Members