Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Try showing up to set and your partner that day is someone you hate.. or someone you used to date and it didn't end well. And you still have to pound it out for an hour or two and act as if you're enjoying it. Now THAT'S acting.
Can't be any harder then lying straight faced to Federal investigators, while telling the same story over and over, as you're asked the same questions, a dozen different ways, in an effort to trip you up, all the while smiling, and acting nonchalant, as your asshole puckers so tight, it's almost impossible to pull a piece of dental floss out off your bung hole.
Also. Jenna Jameson has been in some mainstream television...and a couple of porn stars, have played porn stars on "Sons Of Anarchy". Puma Swede, and some other chick