Ever Stay Up And ***** With Onen If Not Both Of Your Parents

[LukeEl]

As I write this thread with a healthy buzz on. I am sitting across from my *** and ***, who are buzzed if not *****. I am so messed up I have resorted to calling them a bunch of dirty smelly hippies that should not have left the keys open to the ****** cabinet...Also I told my *** that she should hook up with either Greek or Albanian men just to spite my ***.