I prefer to masturbate ON pictures of friends. I tend to snatch them off the wall, take them to the bathroom with me, and get all freaky all over that picture. I then replace the picture to its original hanging position, freshly decorated.
My friends love having me over. Especially those with teenage daughters.
I once got an e-mail form a former co-worker (he didn't say who he was) who told me he masturbated to a picture of me. That was something I did not need to know :eeew:
Nope, don't have any friends :crying: