Ever Had Deja Vu?

I once got ***** in a seedy bar in TJ, and woke up in a taxi cab that was abandoned in a junk yard. And somebody shaved my balls, and wrote the word "douchebag" on my forehead with a red Sharpie. When I tried to get out of the cab, I realized that they had tied my hands to the steering wheel with duct tape. While I was yelling for help in broken Spanglish, I realized: Damn! This whole situation seems awfully familiar!
 
I remember you. You're the one who came in his pants, aren't you? :eek:

Actually, I got a strip from a black broad. Didn't even get to see any of her goodies down there because I was cheap as hell when I went there. Ithink I dropped a $20 on her. :D I have heard some of those strippers offer you sex for like $300.00, but no way was I paying that much for sex.
 
Many times, and if someone is around, I make sure to tell them about it.
 
I once got ***** in a seedy bar in TJ, and woke up in a taxi cab that was abandoned in a junk yard. And somebody shaved my balls, and wrote the word "douchebag" on my forehead with a red Sharpie. When I tried to get out of the cab, I realized that they had tied my hands to the steering wheel with duct tape. While I was yelling for help in broken Spanglish, I realized: Damn! This whole situation seems awfully familiar!



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I once got a case of it. Several trips to the doctor and several painful shots later, it was cleared up, but it did leave some scaring.
 
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