Ever give yourself a facial?

[CobraCom]

I had taken a break from jacking off for a bit and then was horny all day (curse of living in a college town is seeing a bunch of hot girls all the time), finally went home and was "taking care of it" and I guess the combination of building up a reserve and then having an erection off and on all day made things stronger than usual, because I accidentally got myself in the face, bad :eyeso:



I'm just wondering, anybody else have an incident accidentally hitting themselves in the face with their own cumshot?

It also occurred to me this might be a bigger potential for guys with upward-curving cocks, I wasn't pointing it at myself but it arced back because of that I think. I wonder if anybody else whos's shared my experience has the same anatomical design lol.

 

[BCT]

lol Yep, I was getting an intense BJ from this girl once and I shot such a huge load while she was stroking that a drop nailed me in the face. No biggy the show must go on

 

[VampDude]

I've accidentally hit myself quite a few times in the past.

It mainly only happens when laying back, but now everything goes in my FleshLight... Which the amount is what you'd want to shoot over a pair of tits, not accidentally shoot yourself in the face.

 

[CobraCom]

I should've realized I was at risk lol, I've had the back cap open on the fleshlight before and gotten some through the other end.

And Tony, problem for me was the show was over, it was cleaning up that was a problem. I feel like I have better sympathy for those guys who have to clean Times Square after New Year's now

 

[luis1972]

yes, no problem

 

[Smallville22]

No, never happen to me.

 

[CobraCom]

Smallville (love the name btw, I was just thinking of renting a season of that show) I'm curious then, would you have a problem if it did? Like would it be a bad thing or more "meh"?

 

[j2boobs]

Hasn't happened to me, yet. And I don't think it would be a problem for me, actually I'm curious to try that.

 

[RichardNailder]

Happens every time Dirk pulls away just before I ejaculate. hate it when he does that.

 

[rayman53x]

Yeahhh one time. It wasnt exactly cool, more like whatever. But yea clean up was a bitch. Really have to shower that out lol

 

[Maka]

Yeah, it has happened a few times to me, especially after a long buildup. It's cool when it happens.

 

[alexpnz]

Yes, laying on my back while getting a Handjob and I got a lil overspray on my chin from the 2nd and most powerful shot.

 

[STDiva]

One of my ex's use to swallow all the time. It was sickening, actually. She had a serious obsession with semen. Anyway, I wanted to not cum in her mouth for once and go on her tits ot something. So after a blowjob she was jerkin me off and as I came, some flicked up into my own mouth. From that point on, I just let her swallow it if she wanted it.

 

[alexpnz]

One of my ex's use to swallow all the time. It was sickening, actually. She had a serious obsession with semen. Anyway, I wanted to not cum in her mouth for once and go on her tits ot something. So after a blowjob she was jerkin me off and as I came, some flicked up into my own mouth. From that point on, I just let her swallow it if she wanted it.

Into Snowballing, Diva?

 

[STDiva]

Into Snowballing, Diva?

Quit trolling me!!

 

[BCT]

One of my ex's use to swallow all the time. It was sickening, actually. She had a serious obsession with semen. Anyway, I wanted to not cum in her mouth for once and go on her tits ot something. So after a blowjob she was jerkin me off and as I came, some flicked up into my own mouth. From that point on, I just let her swallow it if she wanted it.

Mouth Shot Diva :1orglaugh

 

[brodkill]

some times i give myself a facial swirly in a public toilet

 

[lurkingdirk]

Happens every time Dirk pulls away just before I ejaculate. hate it when he does that.

By "hate it" he means "god, I can't get enough of that."

He's a whore.

 

[Shifty]

Into Snowballing, Diva?

Diva[/URL][/B], post: 6579064, member: 239508"]Quit trolling me!!

Why was your mouth open? :bluesperm: :yummie:

 

[RichardNailder]

He's a whore.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.