Enter this special Valentines Day contest and win Toys to use on your special someone!

[Petra]

Do you want to be my Valentine? Then enter this very special Valentines Day contest to try to win your choice of toy collection from the FreeOnes Store!

​

So, what do you need to do in order to win one of the sexy time collections below? Simply post, below in this thread, THE worst Valentine's Day you've had in your lifetime! Take the time to post a little more than one word or sentence and get 25 credits FREE just for playing along!

Bonus (25 extra credits): PM FreeOnes_Contests with how many female sex dolls are currently on stock at the FreeOnes Store. DO NOT post the number in this thread!

Attention! Read the contest rules below to be eligible to win AND get your FREE credits!

1. Contest runs between now and Wednesday, February 19th at 8am Amsterdam time.

2. Every member in good standing is eligible to win.

3. In order to be entered into the drawing or get your credits, you must write more than 1 word or sentence.

4. DO NOT POST THE ANSWER TO THE BONUS QUESTION IN THIS THREAD!

5. This contest is open to ANYONE ANYWHERE in the world!


Haven't gotten a gift for yourself or your special someone yet? Check out the best selling sex toys on the market! Click here

 

[Petra]

The lucky winner can choose one of the prizes below! Click on any of the images to get the full product details!

 

[augustaroller]

Well Valentine's day is my birthday also, so many of mine have been inconsequential. The worst Valentine Day was FEB 14, 1991 as I discovered my wife was back in the US (I was in Kuwait) pregnant for another guy. I divorced her as soon as the war was over though.

 

[german13x]

I would have to say it was when i was deployed for 9 months. I got the chance to call home on Valentines Day to see if my wife received the flowers and chocolates that i arranged to have sent for her. When i called, another dude answered the phone and said "thanks for ordering my girl the flowers. Dont worry, i took the card off of it and took credit for it so she wouldn't feel bad." I could have choked his ass thru the phone! Divorced that dumb bitch!

 

[otter311]

this is not a truely bad one but still, my worst. 12 years old with a new g/f, we'd been together for 2 weeks. the day before valentines day i find out not form her but her friend that she has dumped me and now is dating another guy. valentines day fell on a school day so i walked in and a lonely sorrowful feeling thoughout the day. again i was 12 so yes it was scarring but was more of a learning experience. i would like to say that my difficulty trusting people stems from this event but i doubt it.

 

[empheezie]

Mine was with my first GF back in college. We were planning a romantic hotel v-day sex romp. Unfortunately or fortunately she got her dates or phone numbers mixed up and both me and the dude she was cheating me with, showed up at the hotel room at the same time. she opened the door and said "Oh Fuck...." surprisingly the other dude thought he was her BF and thought she was cheating on him with me. Guess she played us both.

 

[tarzanya]

It was 6 years ago. I was in the college. We were celebrating the VD with my gf in the bed, One of my ex-gf called me and my gf answered the phone put on the loud mode but didn't say anythig. We were just listening quietly. She (Ex GF) was celebrating my VD as hot as she could... My GF talked to her little bit she sad we already celebrated it and still celebrating... My ex sad sorry like 10 times explain the situation that we were not together anymore and she still wants me thats why she called and sad such things Then my GF hang up the phone, she looked at me angry, jumped on me and made my worst VD the best

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

(Thinks about entering)
<enters thread and reads existing entries>

Nope, can't compete with some of these. The worst thing that ever happened to me on a Valentine's Day was planning on a house meal then going to a Traffic Light party but drinking a whole bottle of Jagermeister mixed with orange cordial throughout the afternoon, so by the time I got to the first pub I took about an inch off my first pint before realizing I had to go home and be violently sick, so I was back in bed by 11PM and the gals at the Traffic Light party never even got chance to get a glimpse of my garish neon green t-shirt. Although in hindsight maybe that was a lucky escape.

Well Valentine's day is my birthday also, so many of mine have been inconsequential. The worst Valentine Day was FEB 14, 1991 as I discovered my wife was back in the US (I was in Kuwait) pregnant for another guy. I divorced her as soon as the war was over though.

I'd give this man the buttplug NOW, I can't see anything topping that. Well, without a story that makes me doubt if it's genuine. This is so upsetting it must be true.

 

[brodkill]

In school I always felt the the "Ralph Wiggum" of the class, because i'd decorate a brown paper bag and hang it from my desk, i'd always end up with no cards in my bag. I remember onbe year A girl came to my desk and gave me back the card that I had given her, and she straight up told me never to give her a card again and that I would probably never have a valentines in my life.

Valentines day is so stupid, its just a way for card companies and florists to make more money.

 

[mekhet]

I was 24 and had this abusive live in girlfriend. She had me call off of work at Blockbuster Video to take her shopping. I wound up overspending my charge accounts despite my pleading and her insistence on the issue. I wound up getting her an expensive box of chocolates which she did not share with me, a matching hat and gloves with Tigger on them (because Tigger is totally her thing-- nothing like a 27 yo insisting that they're 13), dinner at Outback, and some lingerie that really did not flatter her. We get home and she wants to have sex and demands that I instantly get hard (how about a blowjob, some kissing or at least being nice to me?), gets mad because I can't just pull a continually hard cock out of my drawers and camps in front of the computer to play Everquest.

I went to bed, hating my life.

A month or so later, it was revealed to me by a friend who played Everquest as well that she was sending guys pictures of her tits and pussy and cybering with them for gear and power leveling.

 

[himperv203]

I was 27 and I had recently met this girl who was 24. I asked her if she wanted to go out with me on valentines day and she said yes. So I took her out for dinner in a classy place. after that we went out for a few drinks. She said she wanted to do shots so we bought shots. We both were drunk when we got to her place... and the drama began. She said I just wanted her to spread her legs just becuase I took her out. I got so mad that I just left

 

[luis1972]

A lot of years ago I began a relation on February 5th and she ended on February 14th....

 

[bobjustbob]

Those are some pretty pitiful stories, still I'll give mine.

I had been doing some casual dating with this woman and decided to do a Valentine's Day thing. My connections got me Elton John and Joan Rivers for this weekend in Atlantic City. I got a room off the strip. We had common interests and this seemed like a nice way to spend some time together. We have a nice drive talking. I want to stop off at a market to pick up some snacks for the room and she gets fidgety. We get to the room and she doesn't want to unpack her bags. "Take me to Caesars." Okay, we drive in.

What started as a stroll turned into a race. I chased her into the dollar slots. She fired in $300 and kept punching the max button. 15 minutes later more 50s were going in. Holy shit, I know what this woman does for a living but where is this money coming from? She walks away from the machine pissed from losing and hits the ATM. She doesn't want dinner, more dollar slots. It's time for Joan Rivers. Well, her pissy attitude didn't make the show enjoyable. I hadn't been playing anything during this time. Just watching this display of fucking ruin. I tried talking to her to move to the dimes or quarters but she wouldn't turn her head to answer me. Back to the room without a word from her.

I wake up the next morning and she is showered and dressed. Tapping her foot she is itching to go back. How about some breakfast or early lunch? No. Back to Caesars. Mind you, there are 12 other casinos to visit and stroll along the Boardwalk. No, back to the dollars at Caesars. I go play some poker and tell her to find me when she gets hungry. 2 1/2 hours later I find her at the casino credit. She's drawing $5000. "Can we go eat now before the Elton John show?" No. She's back to the slots. I get a sandwich and it's show time. She still doesn't want to leave. These are $1500 tickets (not out of my pocket) so fuck her. I get to the arena and find a kid looking for a ticket. I hand him her seat no charge. He had his experience and I had mine, great show.

I get back to her and she is shoving in more 50s. "Let's get back to the room." No. I play some more cards and drive back to the room alone. I checked out the next morning and handed her shit to the desk clerk. I don't know where she is now nor do I care. I like to gamble but at what point...you know what I mean? Happy Valentine's Day.

 

[Petra]

I was 24 and had this abusive live in girlfriend. She had me call off of work at Blockbuster Video to take her shopping. I wound up overspending my charge accounts despite my pleading and her insistence on the issue. I wound up getting her an expensive box of chocolates which she did not share with me, a matching hat and gloves with Tigger on them (because Tigger is totally her thing-- nothing like a 27 yo insisting that they're 13), dinner at Outback, and some lingerie that really did not flatter her. We get home and she wants to have sex and demands that I instantly get hard (how about a blowjob, some kissing or at least being nice to me?), gets mad because I can't just pull a continually hard cock out of my drawers and camps in front of the computer to play Everquest.

I went to bed, hating my life.

A month or so later, it was revealed to me by a friend who played Everquest as well that she was sending guys pictures of her tits and pussy and cybering with them for gear and power leveling.

I think she may have been in my guild...

 

[test]

I won't be getting laid today. Worst Valentine's Day ever!













Because the wife just gave birth to our second child. Best Valentine's Day Ever!

 

[Petra]

I won't be getting laid today. Worst Valentine's Day ever!













Because the wife just gave birth to our second child. Best Valentine's Day Ever!

Congrats! ;-)

- - - Updated - - -

I won't be getting laid today. Worst Valentine's Day ever!













Because the wife just gave birth to our second child. Best Valentine's Day Ever!

Congrats! ;-)

 

[Embryoyo]

I believe mine pales in comparison, but I'll play anyhow

The worst Valentines for me must be today, 14/02/2014. The inlaws will be in town, and they are both very negative people, especially her mom. My wife & I get to play host to tension & misery, yay. Her mom wants us to get food that I personally do NOT like as well, so I either have to play along & eat something I won't enjoy, or look like an asshole (by her mom's standards) & go against what they want. I'll be happy when today is over!

Fortunately, we used foresight & common sense and celebrated V-Day a day early, so now our Valentine's Day celebrations will be on February 13th. Which means our personal V-Day will be on a Friday the 13th next year

 

[puffypig2]

My Grandmother died on Valentine's Day

 

[test]

My Grandmother died on Valentine's Day

Worst VDay for sure, I think.

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 8213139, member: 114093"]Congrats! ;-)

Thanks.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

I had explosive diarrhea in Port St Joe, Florida on V-Day once. I was in college on the way home and had to stop on the roadside. It was horrible.