England Cricket Team

[drroberts]

This mainly aimed at Australians and Englishmen

There was this class who were talking about the job their dads do.
The first boy said:
"My dads a policman and he arrests bad people"

The second boy said:
"My dads a fireman and he saves people from danger."

And the the third boy said:
"My dad dresses up in and leather and dances in a gay bar then men take him home and pay to have sex with him"

The teacher gets the children to draw pictures of their dads at work, while she goes around the classroom. She goes up to the third boy and says:
"Is that really what your dad does?"

And the boy replies:
"No he's really on the England Cricket team but i was too embaressed to say."

 

[welcome1]

hahahahahaahha


well at least they finally won a game so its all not that bad

 

[Count Fuckula]

Older than the oldest gag in the world

 

[joka]

It's still good 'cos England have sucked so hard this summer.

 

[bigbadbrody]

Didn't your mother ever tell you that it is not nice to make fun of people?

 

[kbca]

today New Zealand lost to australia.. so I think there is still chance for the English team to reach the finals... aint there?
And no one can predict ODIs... anything can happen

 

[jdb67]

England had its 1st win against the Aussies 2 days ago.... not that it means much.

 

[ai-ni-ichi]

ha ha, sweet