Emergency Bra

I volunteer my hands whenever Paris Dahl needs a "hand bra" --- and Paris Hilton, too.
 
Excuse me MS. I'm here to install some insulation in your attic and I left my box of face masks on the truck. Could I borrow your bra?
 
I`d just love to be in the midle of a nuclear war with some hottie next to me! Can you imagine? "Vicky Vette, remove your bra, I know how to save us both!" Of course after we find a shelter, she would be like: "Thank you! You`ve just saved my life and now I`m going to show you my gratitude!" Oh yes! Get to see her boobs twice at the same day would be cool, specially the second time with the whole thing!!
 
A bra that also functions as a device just in case of a zombie ******. That could be the greatest thing EVER.
 
How about a FreeOnes version of that emergency bra?
 
Another reason why ALL bra's should have velcro, instead of hooks...
It's hard enough to get them off while trying to sustain a woodie. Now it's to save your life....... Well, I'm screwed:angels:
 
A bra that also functions as a device just in case of a zombie ******. That could be the greatest thing EVER.

imagine a zombie wearing the emergency bra. that would be hilarious

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