Has anyone ever watched these two grinning bitches on tv?
They do a show in the uk here called "Sex - How to do everything", the idea is to give advice on how to enhance your love making. They have a book or two that accompany it, nice big shiny hardback, with nice sexy pics and lots of helpful advice - Bull ****!
The advice offered on the tv show applies only in situations where you either have -
A) No fucking common sense
B) No imagination
C) No access to internet porn
While Im not suggesting internet porn is the best source of sex advice, it at least does offer about as much, or if not more food for thought than two plastic faced, permanently smiling women who think having sex a couple of times makes you a fucking expert!
Good god, I actually bought their book as an idea for myself and my fiancee to expand our bedroom repertoire. I felt like I was back at primary school being told the basics of simple addition. 1 + 1 = 2. A penis goes into a vagina.
If any man has ever touched these two then Id be amazed, the blonde has the facial expression range of the modern barbie doll and the brunette has a face set in a permanent Joker-like grin. We are talking about two women who look so uptight a pussy fart in their bedroom will resemble a chipmuks wolf whistle!!!
There are a multitude of sources for sexual help, online and largely for free. Im appauled these two make a living doing this, let alone have a tv show.
Tonight incidentally its about anal sex - their advice, use los of lube and take it slow, Really?! I was going to crack an egg over her ass and finger fuck her through the yoke til I had a fried egg like consistency then jam my cock in there, screaming "You wanted bacon and eggs! You like that!!!"
They do a show in the uk here called "Sex - How to do everything", the idea is to give advice on how to enhance your love making. They have a book or two that accompany it, nice big shiny hardback, with nice sexy pics and lots of helpful advice - Bull ****!
The advice offered on the tv show applies only in situations where you either have -
A) No fucking common sense
B) No imagination
C) No access to internet porn
While Im not suggesting internet porn is the best source of sex advice, it at least does offer about as much, or if not more food for thought than two plastic faced, permanently smiling women who think having sex a couple of times makes you a fucking expert!
Good god, I actually bought their book as an idea for myself and my fiancee to expand our bedroom repertoire. I felt like I was back at primary school being told the basics of simple addition. 1 + 1 = 2. A penis goes into a vagina.
If any man has ever touched these two then Id be amazed, the blonde has the facial expression range of the modern barbie doll and the brunette has a face set in a permanent Joker-like grin. We are talking about two women who look so uptight a pussy fart in their bedroom will resemble a chipmuks wolf whistle!!!
There are a multitude of sources for sexual help, online and largely for free. Im appauled these two make a living doing this, let alone have a tv show.
Tonight incidentally its about anal sex - their advice, use los of lube and take it slow, Really?! I was going to crack an egg over her ass and finger fuck her through the yoke til I had a fried egg like consistency then jam my cock in there, screaming "You wanted bacon and eggs! You like that!!!"
