Eat your relatives and save!

Why bury or cremate your loved ones... When you can eat them for years!!!

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Here is our Typical Process:

1. Hair: First the Corpse is entirely Shaven and Hair collected. Then, via Hydrolysis, the Cysteine is Leeched out, purified, and Converted to the biologically valuable Vitamin L-Cystene.

2. *****: All the ***** is Drained, Dried, Collected, Powdered and Encapsulated. These are the best iron-heavy Multi-Vitamin available!
Next, the Corpse is boiled to remove the meat from the bones.

3. Bones: The Bones are ground to a fine Powder, mixed with water and an agregator compound and formed into Calcium Tablets.

4. Meat: All of the remaining flesh is then Freeze-Dried and ground into a protein-intense, powdered nutritional supplement. Suitable for Energy Shakes, spicing up dinner, or mixed into foods such as scrambled eggs or oatmeal.

Circle of life :rolleyes:
 

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