Dumbest Thread - SPECIAL EDITION!
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D-rock said:
Hotrod would shag her with 8000 strokes while the other young men watch in line, waiting to shag Emma. He would then invent a machine that could shag Emma, and deliver her baby when all was said and done. And yes, there would have to be a picture of them together, proving with him in his tux and her in say... a tube top, to prove that they had led enriched lives.
And yes, there would have to be dust to authenticate the genuine enrichment depicted by the photo.
:hatsoff:
JW
Where art thou Hotrod11inches? Come back please and regale us with your grandiose tales of delusion.
I wanted to tell you all that if you use 16,000 strokes (I counted them) which is double Hotrod's recommended count, you can fuck a well-known Hollywood actress (I can't use names due to pending lawsuits), get her pregnant, and deliver the baby, All in one night.
I wanted to tell you all that if you use 16,000 strokes (I counted them) which is double Hotrod's recommended count, you can fuck a well-known Hollywood actress (I can't use names due to pending lawsuits), get her pregnant, and deliver the baby, All in one night.
Emma was hilariously immature. I'd like to vote for her and then ******* her mercilessly, but since she's been ******, there's no point. Tom Vu's test was, I think, a poor attempt at humor, or he wanted to show off his gold star and happy face.
Steven's English wasn't very good, so you can't make fun of him.
The spell of sperm? Be seroius. As long as Hotrod 11 is still around, he has the dumbest thread ever on any forum...
Steven's English wasn't very good, so you can't make fun of him.
The spell of sperm? Be seroius. As long as Hotrod 11 is still around, he has the dumbest thread ever on any forum...
tunsty said:
Hotrod wouldn't lose count- he invented counting, and perfected it with his highly sophisticated counting machine, which he developed originally to keep track of how many babies he was delivering. With this machine, he was able to precisely keep track of his strokes, shagging all beautiful women in his path.
JW
:rofl:
Tunsty, where'd you get that quote from (the one underneath your sig)?
Tunsty, where'd you get that quote from (the one underneath your sig)?
went with pink floyd thread... that was one of my favourites to read.
I really liked the Pink Floyd thread as well. After all, that's where we were all introduced to the word "excist". But emma, and hotrod.... Hmmm.... those two really knew how to conjure up some "scratch-your-head" moments, followed by fits of laughter and lots of back-n-forth.
Has anyone been able to contact hotrod, to maybe let him know that we'd like him back....
but only for a limited time. Like a special kind of cheeseburger. We just need new material! Our 8000 strokes have almost run out.
JW :thumbsup:
Has anyone been able to contact hotrod, to maybe let him know that we'd like him back....
but only for a limited time. Like a special kind of cheeseburger. We just need new material! Our 8000 strokes have almost run out.
JW :thumbsup:
Well peeps,
the threads have been read, the laughs have been many and the votes have been cast..
and after all that hotrod came out on top (I don't know whether to laugh or cry).
Anyway, he has already had a plaque made for him, so I'm buggered if I'm making anything else for him.
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the threads have been read, the laughs have been many and the votes have been cast..
and after all that hotrod came out on top (I don't know whether to laugh or cry).
Anyway, he has already had a plaque made for him, so I'm buggered if I'm making anything else for him.
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