Dry finger raped by my girlfriend??? Seriously. No joke.

[Red Spyder]

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[ShikokuKichiguy]

Join the club. Except instead of my gf's finger, it was an inmates penis.

Sorry about that.

 

[DSOTM73]

:1orglaugh at comments. little advice though. next time you're looking at porn, CLEAR the history!:thumbsup:

 

[xfire]

So the next day in the morning she called me & said "I'm sorry about last night. I was just pissed about you looking at porn.

She emasculated you. I wouldn't be surprised if she wants to cuckold you. You Might want to find another girlfriend. :2 cents:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Did she Kiss you when she pulled out of your ass?

 

[Briana Lee]

Seriously?! Guys do this to girls all the time but you don't see us moaning about it!!

Why is it that guys 'expect' girls to take it up the ass but when the roles are reversed it's like the end of the world?! :dunno:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Seriously?! Guys do this to girls all the time but you don't see us moaning about it!!

Why is it that guys 'expect' girls to take it up the ass but when the roles are reversed it's like the end of the world?! :dunno:

I don't expect anyone to take it up the ass. (_o_) = exit only.

 

[Neutron66]

Seriously?! Guys do this to girls all the time but you don't see us moaning about it!!

Why is it that guys 'expect' girls to take it up the ass but when the roles are reversed it's like the end of the world?! :dunno:

Well you see...girls have this thing called a "vagina" which recesses into their bodies while guys have this thing called a penis which protrudes out from their bodies. The act of the vagina being penetrated by the penis makes for what we scientists call "fucking."

Therefore as you see, it's much more natural for a woman to be penetrated than it is for a man.

 

[DOA82]

So about two weeks ago while me and my girl were having sex... but............!!! while she was giving me head she decides to stick her finger in my ass. I screamed "WTF r u doing!?" She say's " I thought you would like it. Because when I was on your laptop I saw your search history & I saw that you looked up lesbians fingering ass." Then I say "yeah lesbian porn. NOT girls fingering a guy's ass." She say's "Well don't look up lesbian ass porn when you don't want to take it up the ass. Your a hypocrite.". I say "What the hell! Your not making any sense." She say's "Well stop looking at porn you jerk!" Then she put's on her clothes (as I just stare at her) and leaves my apartment without any of us saying a word.

So the next day in the morning she called me & said "I'm sorry about last night. I was just pissed about you looking at porn. I just think your not into me anymore. Cuz u like girls who like anal sex & I don't do that." I say "So that's why you decide to stick your finger up my ass? That's like rape u know. It didn't feel good." She say's "Sorry. Let's forget about this okay. I say "Well I guess. Bye."

So we just didn't talk about it. When we had sex the next time. It was the norm as usual (but awkward as hell. at least there was no ass fingering though). Now everything seems normal again... but seriously guy's (and gals). Was I pretty much raped??? I felt violated (Only that day of course & the day after), but it didn't bother me anymore after that. Funny thing is. The only thing I think about when that happened is if there was some shit on her finger after she (u know), but I ain't asking her.

Bullshit.

First off - You wait two weeks to post this carefully worded and precisely detailed account.

Then you mean to tell me your girlfriend checks you internet search history and all she takes away from it is the specific element you searched for, in this case "lesbians fingering ass" - Unlikely.

And to top it off you ask the question "Was I raped" - So what if you were? You planning to file it with the local police?

Why do I feel like I'm reading an article from hustlers equally bullshit problem page.

Welcome freeones newest troll.

 

[Hondarobot]

Well you see...girls have this thing called a "vagina" which recesses into their bodies while guys have this thing called a penis which protrudes out from their bodies. The act of the vagina being penetrated by the penis makes for what we scientists call "fucking."

Therefore as you see, it's much more natural for a woman to be penetrated than it is for a man.

You're an idiot. Usually, most people you could possibly have sex with (which probably narrows the scope in your case) don't really like things stuck in their ass.

Trying to fuck a girl in the ass in the "real world" almost always ends in "Dont go there!"

LOL Funny, but true. If you're dating, it's different, but then you get stuck washing her car, or something. ;P

 

[vodkazvictim]

You're gonna feel more violated and dirty after certain members on here read this and comment. You should keep your personal life to yourself on here when it comes to that kind of thing.

I agree with Whimsy. Whimsy will feel the need to take a shower when he reads this.

 

[Neutron66]

It's good you took that seriously.

Idiot.

 

[Briana Lee]

Well you see...girls have this thing called a "vagina" which recesses into their bodies while guys have this thing called a penis which protrudes out from their bodies. The act of the vagina being penetrated by the penis makes for what we scientists call "fucking."

Therefore as you see, it's much more natural for a woman to be penetrated than it is for a man.

What's that got to do with anything?! No one is supposed to be penetrated up there. So how is it different?!

 

[xfire]

What's that got to do with anything?! No one is supposed to be penetrated up there. So how is it different?!

lol ^ That. Why it's even a fetish escapes logic.

 

[xanaXXX]

Bullshit.

First off - You wait two weeks to post this carefully worded and precisely detailed account.

Then you mean to tell me your girlfriend checks you internet search history and all she takes away from it is the specific element you searched for, in this case "lesbians fingering ass" - Unlikely.

And to top it off you ask the question "Was I raped" - So what if you were? You planning to file it with the local police?

Why do I feel like I'm reading an article from hustlers equally bullshit problem page.

Welcome freeones newest troll.

You don't have to believe me if u don't want to. It's the interwebz. I'm not lying though. My girl checked my history by simply checking "history" in firefox. Which like a dumb ass I forget to use private browsing mode.

The reason I asked "Was I Raped???" is just to see what u guy's opinions would be.

...and no I'm not a troll.

 

[xanaXXX]

if this is even true, its not that big of a deal. you shouldnt freak out on her. she wanted to make you happy, and thats fucking awesome. embrace her trials, if you smash everything she does, things will get boring and she'll feel bad.

she tried. thats whats great.

She didn't stick her finger in my ass to PLEASE ME. She did it cuz she was pissed about me lookin at "Porn (anal lesbian porn)". I'm not mad though. I was just shocked that she would do that. Me & my girl are okay though.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Christopher Hitchens once said "the four most overrated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics"

 

[Hondarobot]

She didn't stick her finger in my ass to PLEASE ME. She did it cuz she was pissed about me lookin at "Porn (anal lesbian porn)". I'm not mad though. I was just shocked that she would do that. Me & my girl are okay though.

The obvious question is: why are you posting about this?

lol

 

[DR. B]

If this behemoth put his meat in you, yeah that's rape



but when your gf tries her finger, she's just trying to be a gf, but you freaked out on her by acting like a little bitch. Next time, just tell her, "babe, not there" "finish licking my balls"

 

[xanaXXX]

If this behemoth put his meat in you, yeah that's rape



but when your gf tries her finger, she's just trying to be a gf, but you freaked out on her by acting like a little bitch. Next time, just tell her, "babe, not there" "finish licking my balls"

Is that pic your "Daddy"? Huh bitch.