Drunk Texts

[Montrealman]

Always good for a laugh:
http://mydrunktexts.com/

 

[HeartBroker]

Hah!
Some of those are hilarious!

"He had to been going down on me for about 30 minutes, I started feeling bad so I tried faking...he looked at me, laughed, and said "Im calling bullshit." He kept going down on me until I came hard! Marriage material for sure."

 

[Montrealman]

Glad you liked it HB.

 

[Spleen]

Amazing how they all manage to be completely intelligible... I don't think any of these people are drinking enough!

 

[hillhopper]

Amazing how they all manage to be completely intelligible... I don't think any of these people are drinking enough!

I agree, no real text talk either like "how r u doin?" So I'm guessing most of these are paraphrased, but funny too. I've sent my fair share of drunk texts...I should post some of my 'better' ones.

 

[tittenman]

Morons should be put on a spaceship and crashed into the sun.