Driving Test!

I would not unnecessarily be overtaking her.
 
Bicyclists like THAT are entitled to the entire lane of road. If there's the slightest chance that you can't pass her safely (wouldn't want to endanger that exquisite ass!), then you should just stay behind her as long as necessary.

Also, if you're driving a window-less panel van, it's okay to pull up beside her and have your friend (wearing the human-flesh mask) open the side door and yank her in, for some friendly conversation, a la BangBus...

(Okay, sorry for getting creepy there! Just kidding.)

that is not creepy, that is how i meet my girl. it was a dark night and rain was coming down hard i recall the whole thing, the screams the fighting. still have the scars. it was over a year before i could take the ropes off her. she still trys to run away ever once in a while, but she never gets far, think she loves it all now. :rolleyes:
 
The question was:
"You are driving a car, are you allowed to stay behind this bike?"

Write in answer:
"I check my review for traffic and once it's clear I carefully apply the brakes, coming to a full stop before putting the car in park, unhook my seat belt, remove the keys, and check my rearview mirror again for cars before cautiously opening the door. Then, no longer subject to automobile traffic laws I sprint frantically toward the bike yelling at the top of my lungs 'We were supposed to meet!....this is destiny!' until the bike stops, we fall into a desperate lust filled embrace, lock lips, probe each others mouths with our tounges and then head back to her place for a passion filled afternoon."
 
The question was:
"You are driving a car, are you allowed to stay behind this bike?"

Write in answer:
"I check my review for traffic and once it's clear I carefully apply the brakes, coming to a full stop before putting the car in park, unhook my seat belt, remove the keys, and check my rearview mirror again for cars before cautiously opening the door. Then, no longer subject to automobile traffic laws I sprint frantically toward the bike yelling at the top of my lungs 'We were supposed to meet!....this is destiny!' until the bike stops, we fall into a desperate lust filled embrace, lock lips, probe each others mouths with our tounges and then head back to her place for a passion filled afternoon."

And then what?
 
hold on hilly, don't post yet, my belt buckle got stuck... OK, you can continue now. thanks
 
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