Dragonforce......

i just had a jack off to a an amy reid anal scene whilst listening to dragonforce - 'through the fire and the flames'. nearly ripped my foreskin clean off. i'd recomend it to all the wankers out there of want to add a bit of extra spice to their 'me time'.
 
says the man posting on a porn forum!:D

Well then you must be double wierd, as you like Dragon *****, and your posting about it on a porn forum...

I think it's pretty funny how they're cd has the sticker advertising how they were in Guitar Hero. It's like their only claim for fame is that. Of course, who ever heard of them before that? :dunno:
 
I dont get dragon ***** you know what helps when I want to spice up my masterbation sessions to videos of Amy Reid

This: Premium Link Upgrade then I cry myself to *****, and then I cut myself with blunt razors until I feel the sweet sweet pain and my ***** flows, then I cry some more.

Then I go back to my job as a clown who entertains childrens parties.
 
Hahaha, this sounds like a brilliant idea. If you want to be hardcore about it though, don't just do it for "through the fire and the flames", do it for the whole album, keeping pace with them all the time!

Think of it like jack-off-hero - if you can do it for the whole album, then you've beaten wanking on expert level... ;)
 
I can't stand Dragonforce, so if I was wanking and listening to them I'd probably pull my foreskin off too.
 
My best friend loves Dragonforce. He and all the others can have them. Not my style of music.
 
I prefer 'Slowhand' by the Pointer Sisters, when I'm having a knuckle-shuffle.
 
No one is going to understand this joke since it's in a thread about Dragonforce.
I know what you mean though, buddy!

Listening to ******** Corpse's 'Entrails Ripped from A Virgin's Cunt' gets a whole new meaning now, posting on this erotica/porn forum, haha. :1orglaugh

Anyway, Amy Reid and Dragonforce do not match, but that's just my 2 cents.
 
what the fuck is wrong with you. i like it to be somewhat quiet except for whatever is on the tv in the background so that i can hear the video im watching not beating off to fucking fagonforce
 
Well then you must be double wierd, as you like Dragon *****, and your posting about it on a porn forum...

I think it's pretty funny how they're cd has the sticker advertising how they were in Guitar Hero. It's like their only claim for fame is that. Of course, who ever heard of them before that? :dunno:

They are nothing special. In the end once the thrill of hearing speedy guitar work wears off, you will then all come to realise that this band is the same old same old on every song. Their sound is one you can get enough of after a short while. The vocals dont help either. They are the sort of band that you would not lose ***** over if you turned your back on them, the sort of band teeny boppers think is great, the sort of band that MTV love. The sort of band that has nothing memorable in their arsenal. They are only known for their fast guitar work and even then they can't pull it off live like they do in the studio [this is because they can't use the tricks they use in the studio when live].
 
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