Douche Bag: A Poll

How should we punish the Stadium Dirty Bomb Asshole?

  • Death by Firing Squad, Shooters picked from a lottery of interested participants

    Votes: 5 19.2%
  • Death by Lethal *********, let's keep this humane

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Life in Prison, with ****** salad tossings every day at noon

    Votes: 4 15.4%
  • 20 years in Prison. He's a threat but c'mon he made a mistake

    Votes: 4 15.4%
  • Chop off his hands and chain him to a computer with no way of typing into it, for life

    Votes: 3 11.5%
  • 1 Year in prison, compromising national security is no big deal

    Votes: 9 34.6%
  • Let him off, he was probably a victim of ***** when he was younger

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    26
  • Poll closed .
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Alright, apparently the Stadium Dirty Bomb threat was a hoax started by some dipshit grocery clerk trying to impress some other dipshit in Texas.

This is the kind of **** that costs our *************** agencies MILLIONS of dollars and diverts their attention from real threats. Consequently, this little fucker's fun and games have put all of our lives at risk. Think about it on a personal basis; because this limp wristed mental midget had to go jerking off on some chat board, he exposed you and me to a much greater danger from people who want to destroy our way of life. And for this we need to decide an appropriate punishment for him and his stupid buddy in Texas. Is the death sentence too harsh a penalty? I think not but if you do, you have some other nice choices. Please choose from the attached poll
 

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