PirateKing
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I like gum. I have a lot of it. 
Brandon Kruse was on his way to get some sushi when three teens surrounded him, and one of them pelted Kruse in the head. “One guy to my far right just threw mints in my face and started breakdancing” Kruse said. “At that point, I just pulled out my gum and the three guys scattered.” Kruse dialed 9-1-1 and kept the Dentyne Fire Mints Spicy Cinnamon, for which he is licensed to chew, ready. Strangely the suspects lingered in a nearby parking lot and were arrested by responding officers for assault, break dancing without a permit and tic tac possession. (New Haven Register, New Haven, CT, 08/02/11)
Brandon Kruse was on his way to get some sushi when three teens surrounded him, and one of them pelted Kruse in the head. “One guy to my far right just threw mints in my face and started breakdancing” Kruse said. “At that point, I just pulled out my gum and the three guys scattered.” Kruse dialed 9-1-1 and kept the Dentyne Fire Mints Spicy Cinnamon, for which he is licensed to chew, ready. Strangely the suspects lingered in a nearby parking lot and were arrested by responding officers for assault, break dancing without a permit and tic tac possession. (New Haven Register, New Haven, CT, 08/02/11)