Does your belly button smell?

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I had a conversation with some friends last night, a few of us confessed we had belly buttons that smelled bad. Are we alone? :dunno:

Part of your daily regimen should be soaping that puppy up with shampoo and wigglin' your finger around in it, otherwise it's just gonna remain as a dirty, smelly unkempt body cavity, as if we need more of those, right ? :uohs:


Do you sniff your ear wax, BTW ? Double ":uohs:" if you do. :pukey: :p
 
Standard hygiene remedies that.
 
I dated a fat chick once whose belly button smelled like a G.I.'s feet after a month of boot rot in the Vietnamese jungle.



Like YOU'D know...




oh right, you DO know..:rolleyes:
 
Do you sniff your ear wax, BTW ? Double ":uohs:" if you do. :pukey: :p
Sniff it? I taste it. :cool:

Like YOU'D know...




oh right, you DO know..:rolleyes:

Well, I may not know exactly, but I assume it's worse than my feet after a week-long backpacking trip, and that was pretty fucking vile. :pukey:
 
I know this is odd & your not supposed to mess with it but my Belly Button smells LOL
I wash everyday use shower gel and a scrub but it still smells.
I even got a cue tip with ******* and cleaned it really well & nope it still smells!
Anyone else notice theirs or have this problem?
To me it smells like Kraft Singles :D
 
Titty....the better questions are; Do you smell your belly button? And if you do, what the fuck is wrong with you??:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:confused:
 
ewww noo, you may have a fungal infection there.
try diluted clorox, or some antifungal cream

:nono: Distilled, white vinegar. Anti fungal cure all.:2 cents:
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
given that this is a real issue and not something to draw attention to your conveniently relative avatar of your above mentioned kraft singles, smell is always associated with bacterial or fungal presence.

ew.
 
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