Does wanking really make you loose your hair?
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dave_rhino
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This is the first time I've heard it, and as the first person to reply in this thread it's important I say:
What a load of bullshit.
What a load of bullshit.
dick van cock
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It's true. It causes blindness, too. Most patients also suffer from a curvature of the spine. And don't forget that you only have 1,000 shots before you go dry.
dave_rhino
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You forgot hairy palms, Mr Penis.
if you masturbated once a day, that's 365 times a year. times that by three years and you'd be over a thousand.
I'm sure that most FO's members got that beat (litteraly).
Are you serious, If it was the true I would have been bald years ago!
It's most definitely true. You can also develop warts on the palms of your hands.
That's sexy, right there! I wish there were more unibrow women in porn! I wonder if senob can launch a few to stardom through Starblitzzz Productions...
Isn´t your avatar a picture of you?
Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Mine fell off one day from too much wanking. Had to use super glue. But I still have my hair.
I've got the first woman already signed up, and I'm trying to track down the other two. The bonus is that the second one may actually be a man!
With these beauties on board, we'll make a bundle! Just hope Becks and sputnikgirl don't get jealous!
sagomakolyma
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i lose my nut hair when im wanking, sometimes
om3ga
It's good to be the king...
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(here endeth the blurb.......)
Does it make you go bald or blind or give you hairy palms? Will you rot in Hell for evermore? No! It’s a fact: wanking is good for you and the benefits are endless! Think of it: it’s free; non time-consuming; there’s none of that ‘was it good for you, darling?’; you don’t need to dress up for it (unless you want to, of course); it relieves stress; it¹s always on hand and the list goes on. Read all about it here! There are stories, jokes, one-liners and even a bit of background history and further reading for you! And remember: wanking is an entirely self-taught skill!
(here endeth the blurb.......
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