Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jesus?

LeyaFalcon

LeyaFalcon

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Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes

Hondarobot said:
There's some serious problems with this story. Jesus would have been considered a "terrorist cult leader" by the Romans who were controlling the territory at the time. I doubt he would have been allowed to buried at all, especially if he had been vilified enough to warrant crucifixion.

Honestly, I think Jesus was probably just a pretty cool carpenter in his time, and he'd have no idea why all this nonsense resulted after his death.
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he wasn't "buried" his body was placed in a tomb that was kind of like a cave, like I stated earlier in the thread.


And as to why he didn't "travel the world" he was on this earth as God in HUMAN form so he could be more relateable, if he went around flying in the air during his time it would take away the purpose of him appearing as a human. He could've avoided everything including the crucifixion, he could've done whatever he wanted, he is God but that would defeat his purpose of being sent down to earth as a human.

Unless if you've studied the Bible before you probably don't understand what I am saying, I am not a theologist but I do know quite a bit of Bible stuff...
 
TheSpokenWheel

TheSpokenWheel

Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes

You guys are all wrong... Jesus' body was brought to Antarctica for burial. However, he was resurrected by a primitive clan of Yeti's who (coincidentally) worshipped him as the physical form of their ice-deity. then he was just flat out abducted by flying saucers.
 
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Jenkum

Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes

I believe this means that Jews must leave Israel and hand it over to the Christians now. I would love to see a Christian state with their fingers on the trigger of 300 nukes. Their could be some Orthodox Christians, and their could be some that identified themselves as "Secular Christians" LOL. I would ban the stupid American Evangelical Christians though, they could go live with the Jews whom they worship anyway.
 
Shifty

Shifty

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Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes

Jenkum said:
I believe this means that Jews must leave Israel and hand it over to the Christians now. I would love to see a Christian state with their fingers on the trigger of 300 nukes. Their could be some Orthodox Christians, and their could be some that identified themselves as "Secular Christians" LOL. I would ban the stupid American Evangelical Christians though, they could go live with the Jews whom they worship anyway.
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I wonder if the average American Evangelical Christian mistakes their for there twice in a single sentence? :dunno:
 
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Jenkum

Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes

Shifty said:
I wonder if the average American Evangelical Christian mistakes their for there twice in a single sentence? :dunno:
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Most would probably say "thur" or "thar". Thanks for paying way more attention to my spelling than I care to
 
Hondarobot

Hondarobot

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Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes

LeyaFalcon said:
he wasn't "buried" his body was placed in a tomb that was kind of like a cave, like I stated earlier in the thread.


And as to why he didn't "travel the world" he was on this earth as God in HUMAN form so he could be more relateable, if he went around flying in the air during his time it would take away the purpose of him appearing as a human. He could've avoided everything including the crucifixion, he could've done whatever he wanted, he is God but that would defeat his purpose of being sent down to earth as a human.

Unless if you've studied the Bible before you probably don't understand what I am saying, I am not a theologist but I do know quite a bit of Bible stuff...
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Seems to me, and I imagine most people, that a flying/super powered Jesus probably would have been a great deal more effective.
 
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lurkingdirk

Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes

Jenkum said:
Most would probably say "thur" or "thar". Thanks for paying way more attention to my spelling than I care to
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So, just out of curiosity, if you don't care enough to pay attention to your spelling, should we care enough to pay attention to your opinion? Honestly, it'd be a lot easier to think that you're just a total fucktard because you don't take the care to spell correctly. Is that okay?
 
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Jenkum

Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes

Jesus should have built something that no Human on earth could have ever built, something to remind people of his super human abilities, something that would have been impossible to destroy and that would never erode. Healing a few sick people and feeding a few poor people is so easily forgettable.

Now, if there was a 3600 story sky scraper built by Jesus out of some kind of space metal that is impossible to destroy, I think many more people would believe the hype.

I consider myself a Secular Christian btw
 
TheSpokenWheel

TheSpokenWheel

Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes

Jenkum said:
I believe this means that Jews must leave Israel and hand it over to the Christians now. I would love to see a Christian state with their fingers on the trigger of 300 nukes. Their could be some Orthodox Christians, and their could be some that identified themselves as "Secular Christians" LOL. I would ban the stupid American Evangelical Christians though, they could go live with the Jews whom they worship anyway.
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Anyone want to know why the human race never makes any real progress towards peace? Assholes like this^. Seriously, why the fuck does everybody have to be defined by what religion they are with you? Or whether or not they're Pro or Anti Israel? Why do you shit all over people because of circumstances that nobody can control? I pretty much define people based on two groups: People who have a fucking clue (these people can be any race/religion/orientation/political leaning). And people that are fucking assholes (these people can also be any race/religion/orientation/political leaning). And I don't mean people that are naturally a little slow are fucking assholes. I mean people like you that are capable of getting a fucking clue but would rather just shit on people without (and I'm positive about this) ever really thinking about why you're shitting on them.
 
vodkazvictim

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes

lurkingdirk said:
Contemporary Orthodoxy is a poor imitation of fourth century Orthodoxy.

:2 cents:
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If you make me angry I may well crucify you. I'm sure I don't have to tell you where that may lead.
 
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lurkingdirk

Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes

vodkazvictim said:
If you make me angry I may well crucify you. I'm sure I don't have to tell you where that may lead.
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Not trying to make you angry. The ecumenical councils were good for Catholicism, bad for Orthodoxy. The lack of communication with the West also hurt Orthodoxy for 800 years.
 
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robot_r0ck

I plead the 5th...
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