Do you want to stop smoking now?

I always do Blue, I always do.

I just hope you'll speak to me in the morning for a change. You're so pissy after getting thoroughly rimmed.

Well when my ass hurts it's kinda hard to be chipper. I mean I know it's my own fault because I love me some hot Voltaire's glove action. But still, it's understandable.

But, yeah if you wanna talk, just lipstick something in the bathroom mirror and I'll answer it in kind.
 
Well when my ass hurts it's kinda hard to be chipper. I mean I know it's my own fault because I love me some hot Voltaire's glove action. But still, it's understandable.

But, yeah if you wanna talk, just lipstick something in the bathroom mirror and I'll answer it in kind.

Fine, I'll just tweet. It will look something like this:
It was nice last night, until you started crying. You need to learn sphincter control.
 
Fine, I'll just tweet. It will look something like this:
It was nice last night, until you started crying. You need to learn sphincter control.

Hey! The state of my sphincter is none of your concern. It's a piece of art in the making.

Oh why are you crying BlueBalls? Blah, blah, blah :mad:

Because you fucking asked me to Dirk! I know you're trying to work through a couple of those inner demons of yours but afterwards don't turn the blame around on me.
 
Hey! The state of my sphincter is none of your concern. It's a piece of art in the making.

Oh why are you crying BlueBalls? Blah, blah, blah :mad:

Because you fucking asked me to Dirk! I know you're trying to work through a couple of those inner demons of yours but afterwards don't turn the blame around on me.

Your sphincter is a piece of art in the making. I'm the sculptor. Or, if you prefer, the reamer.

I asked you to cry only if you had feelings of inferiority because I couldn't find your junk on the reach-around a couple of times.

Turns out you do. :( I'll try to bolster you when next I'm sculpting your sphincter.
 
want to yes. going to, most likely not for a few years. time will tell
 
It's physically impossible to not smoke when you're drunk.

So unless you want me to give up drinking too, you're shit out of luck.
I here you there. When I drink I have a Bass in one hand and a Marlboro Menthol in the other. When I go out drinking I have 2 pack on me. By the by I know I could quit if I want to because I have before (cold turkey, I hate the idea of using gum or a patch because I am not paying to quit) but I have no real desire to at this moment.
 
I only puff on cigars maybe every other month if that. I'm good to go :)
 
I here you there. When I drink I have a Bass in one hand and a Marlboro Menthol in the other. When I go out drinking I have 2 pack on me. By the by I know I could quit if I want to because I have before (cold turkey, I hate the idea of using gum or a patch because I am not paying to quit) but I have no real desire to at this moment.

Marlboro Menthol Smooth, or a regular M. Menthol. personally i like the smooths more, theyre well...smoother. hehe

but i generally smoke the Marlboro No. 27's
the best
 

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Anybody want to quit smoking from now and make a pledge that they will not smoke anymore for the rest of their life.

I nominate Legzman for your council, but it might cost you a case or two his favourite domestic lager :beer:.

a nice beefy 1/8th of kgb might work in a pinch as well as well ...
 
I want to stop nowwww! i did stop for a while, but then got drunk and you know the rest. Why do you always want to smoke when your drunk? :confused:
 
Marlboro Menthol Smooth, or a regular M. Menthol. personally i like the smooths more, theyre well...smoother. hehe

but i generally smoke the Marlboro No. 27's
the best
The regular Marlboro Menthol's. I like the Smooths but I prefer the regular menthol.
 
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