Do you like going to weddings?

I do. Mainly I love taking pictures at them but overall they are enjoyable to me.

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no because 50% of marriages in the U.S. end in divorce so half of the one's I've been to have been shams
 
I went to a wedding once. It was one of those "naturalist" weddings where everybody was nekkid. Even the priest. Except he was wearing a frock.
 
No, I **** weddings. I have come to accept the fact I will die all alone and watching people get married just makes me depressed.
 
I took a side job working armed security at a wedding reception in a private park last Saturday and two of the funniest things I've ever seen happened that night. Actually, three things.

First, the best man gave the all-time worst wedding toast I've ever heard. I'm not kidding when I say that he sounded like a ***** Pickles, the drummer from Dethklok. He made a bunch of whiny noises about how people treat his little ******* (the *****) like he's the big *******. How lucky the ***** is to have met a girl like that even though he'd never been with her (his words, honest to God). There were a couple scattered curse words peppered into his glorious rant including a totally awesome :wtf: near the end. The bride gave herself an epic face palm over that.

Second. One of the groomsmen, after catching the bride's garter decided to play a half-assed game of keep away and ran around trying to not get caught by any of the other bachelors who were pissed he caught it. He ran around the dance floor and clothes lined himself on some speaker cables strung between two speakers which then fell on top of him.

Third. The aforementioned best man started a fist fight with another groomsman. I spied them rolling around on the grass and hustled over to separate them. I took out my cuffs and was about to detain the best man when the ***** stepped in and said "It's cool. They're ******. Let it go." I backed off and the best man sucker punched the *****. The ***** and best man's ****** ran up and ***** collared the best man and slapped a ***** hold on him until he calmed himself a little. I escorted the best man to a waiting Lexus SUV in an attempt to defuse the situation but he just couldn't keep from saying "***** on my dick" to his ****** who grabbed him by the throat and jacked him three times in the face.

In any other situation I would've slapped the cuffs on the instigators, gotten them away from the rest of the party and get the police involved. But the bride is the property manager for the commercial development I work at and her *** owns the property. She didn't want the ruckus documented for fear of her ****** thinking less of her husband's ******. So I wrote a supplemental report that only my bosses would see.


So, yes. I love weddings.
 
I do if it's an open bar, I know the people well, and they have damn good food. The ceremony might be boring, but the reception can make up for it.
 
I do if it's an open bar, I know the people well, and they have damn good food. The ceremony might be boring, but the reception can make up for it.

That's what I look forward to. The ceremony is rather short for me, they don't go past 15 minutes.

After that the reception. :glugglug:
 
No. They usually involve me losing a buddy to hang out with. Plus every wedding takes an available girl off the market. :tongue:
 
Hmmm...

not sure to be honest....

I love girl's wearing wedding dresses. :)

But weddings also remind me of being alone.

The last wedding I was at was 1997 when I was 9. But I would like to go on one again so invite me if you get married. :D
 
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