Do you have ******* ?

[thegunner]

I have a cat called Mowzer.

 

[dave_rhino]

Best cat name i've ever heard Gunner :1orglaugh

 

[pohabasse]

I have a dog. A black dog Last week we've found out he had fleas. He is on some medication now

 

[abruzzi9]

A cat named Aria. Of course after Aria Giovanni. My girlfriend doesn't know I named her after a porn star ssshh

 

[Calm]

I had a few gold fish that died after 2 days. I had 2 birds that had many eggs, all egs and both birds died. I had 4 baby chicks that died and I've also had a cat that died while giving birth. The babies died as well.

 

[dave_rhino]

I had a few gold fish that died after 2 days.

I had two goldfish for my first pet, one called Sharky (as in Sharky and George) and one called PJ (as in Pams character in baywatch).

PJ died after a few weeks, so I got another one. That one died after a few days, so I got another one. That one died a couple of weeks... Etc etc. All in all i replaced them about 10 times.

But... Sharky, amazingly, lived for 11 years :eek:

 

[Christmas_Ape]

I had a few gold fish that died after 2 days. I had 2 birds that had many eggs, all egs and both birds died. I had 4 baby chicks that died and I've also had a cat that died while giving birth. The babies died as well.

Dead pets aren't much fun.

 

[Magnet]

Just a Dog, Beagle

 

[JohnnyWorstcase]

I had a few gold fish that died after 2 days. I had 2 birds that had many eggs, all egs and both birds died. I had 4 baby chicks that died and I've also had a cat that died while giving birth. The babies died as well.

I had two goldfish for my first pet, one called Sharky (as in Sharky and George) and one called PJ (as in Pams character in baywatch).

PJ died after a few weeks, so I got another one. That one died after a few days, so I got another one. That one died a couple of weeks... Etc etc. All in all i replaced them about 10 times.

But... Sharky, amazingly, lived for 11 years :eek:

Next time try K9s, they'll be able to tolerate the weather.

 

[dick van cock]

Eleven cute specimens of Oryctolagus cuniculus (sic! not cunnilingus, folks!)

 

[ChefChiTown]

My apartment doesn't allow pets, BUT...there's been a fly hanging around for a few days now and I kind of like him. I named him Gary and we eat dinner together.

 

[dave_rhino]

My apartment doesn't allow pets, BUT...there's been a fly hanging around for a few days now and I kind of like him. I named him Gary and we eat dinner together.

I kind of had the same relationship with a spider when I was on holiday. I was having withdrawal symptoms because I was away from my girlfriend, so I named him "Jo" after her.

I'd catch a few flies and put them in his web, and make sure no one else crushed/****** him (my ****** all **** spiders)

Anyway, after the week was up, I realised he was dead and had probably been dead the whole time :1orglaugh

 

[ChefChiTown]

I kind of had the same relationship with a spider when I was on holiday. I was having withdrawal symptoms because I was away from my girlfriend, so I named him "Jo" after her.

I'd catch a few flies and put them in his web, and make sure no one else crushed/****** him (my ****** all **** spiders)

Anyway, after the week was up, I realised he was dead and had probably been dead the whole time :1orglaugh

You fed him FLIES?!?!?!?! What if it was one of Gary's relatives you *** OF A BITCH? flylicker

 

[maildude]

I have a cat named Bonkers. He is gray and he is crazy.

 

[drdeath67]

Nope! Can barely take care of myself!

 

[Sutekh35]

Just a couple of sheep,but thats quite enough about my sex life

 

[ai-ni-ichi]

i like cats, but my landlord doesn't, so he's ****** ******* in the flats

 

[hedonis]

The poll doesn't really allow you to have more than one kind of ******, but I have a little ***! I've got a rott, my other dog is sheltie/border collie, I've got one cat ( down from 3, 2 years ago ) , my really cool black king snake, a sweet, polite little rat, and right now, we're babysitting a bearded dragon.

H

 

[fate82]

My kitties:

Isabelle

Tiger Lilly

Aren't they cute?

If you decide to get rid of Tiger, send the cutie to me!

 

[fate82]

I have a demon. I mean a cat...no demon is closer.... cute cat, mean personality. It's name is Bitch.