do you ever dream about porn stars?

[Harley Spencer]

I once dreamed that Harley Spencer took my son to the zoo. No shit. No idea what that's all about. I'm sure Freud has an explanation...

No way! That's cool. I feel honored to be in your dreams.

You want me to babysit for you, don't you?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7726906, member: 579739"]No way! That's cool. I feel honored to be in your dreams.

You want me to babysit for you, don't you?

Yup. Thursday night okay? I'll drop him off at 6.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I once dreamed that Harley Spencer took my son to the zoo. No shit. No idea what that's all about. I'm sure Freud has an explanation...

You had a dream about Harley and it wasn't a sex dream? That must have been disappointing. :1orglaugh

Though actually I can say I've done the same. I was in line at a store trying to return something, and the employee running the returns window was speaking gibberish (literally) and it was frustrating me. Harley was off to the side arguing with someone, I don't know over what. Then I woke up. (Yes, my dreams tend to suck)

In my defense though, I've never actually had a sex dream. So that might explain it. (And yes, THAT is definitely disappointing)

 

[lurkingdirk]

You had a dream about Harley and it wasn't a sex dream? That must have been disappointing.

You're not kidding. I was hoping it would at least be a take advantage of the babysitter kind of dream...

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

You're not kidding. I was hoping it would at least be a take advantage of the babysitter kind of dream...

Better luck next time...? :dunno:

 

[humperbink]

I forgot to mention why I don't dream about porn stars or sex before bedtime-

I masturbate before falling asleep. I can't sleep if I wait until morning because by then I'll have to poop and pee, and that throws off the whole masturbation cycle (the urge goes away).

and I dream about check out lanes in grocery stores all the time for some reason. The last dream I had involved a ghost girl working the register, and when I turned around she started darting around the room. Later on I'm walking through a college hallway with Fleetwood Mac's "Over My Head" playing from the sound system in the ceiling while walking down a spiral staircase.

 

[Harley Spencer]

You had a dream about Harley and it wasn't a sex dream? That must have been disappointing. :1orglaugh

Though actually I can say I've done the same. I was in line at a store trying to return something, and the employee running the returns window was speaking gibberish (literally) and it was frustrating me. Harley was off to the side arguing with someone, I don't know over what. Then I woke up. (Yes, my dreams tend to suck)

In my defense though, I've never actually had a sex dream. So that might explain it. (And yes, THAT is definitely disappointing)

Never had one? Oh man. I've had lots of sex dreams, but pretty much all of them have sucked. They're all hazy and stuff and never turn out the way I want, either that or they stop before the action really gets started.

I did have a [NOBABE]wet dream[/NOBABE] once. It was awesome. It was a really weird dream, there was this giant swimming pool with a super high ceiling, and there were stripper polls at one end. I was at the top of one of the polls dancing on it, and woke myself with an orgasm. Why on earth I came from dreaming about stripping, I have no idea, but still.... kinda cool to get off with no physical stimulation.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Never had one? Oh man. I've had lots of sex dreams, but pretty much all of them have sucked. They're all hazy and stuff and never turn out the way I want, either that or they stop before the action really gets started.

Nope. Never one.

My dreams tend to be weird, frightening or just flat out boring. Usually that last one.

You know how it's cliché for people to dream about going to work or school naked? Well that's a common one for me... minus the naked. Seriously, I'm just there, doing my thing, then I wake up. Pretty boring. The only way it differs from reality is that everything tends to be a little more... labyrinthine. Not sure why. Things tend to stretch on for longer than they do in real life, including buildings I'm familiar with, so they'd have more rooms, longer winding hallways and staircases, stuff is just a little more... mazey. :dunno:

Like I said, pretty boring.

I did have a [NOBABE]wet dream[/NOBABE] once. It was awesome. It was a really weird dream, there was this giant swimming pool with a super high ceiling, and there were stripper polls at one end. I was at the top of one of the polls dancing on it, and woke myself with an orgasm. Why on earth I came from dreaming about stripping, I have no idea, but still.... kinda cool to get off with no physical stimulation.

That right there is SIGNIFICANTLY more interesting and entertaining than any dream I've ever had that wasn't a nightmare.

 

[Maggie Green]

if I check Twitter before bed, yes.

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when I used to webcam like 12 hours a day I had several people tel me I was masturbating and doing my usual webcam pose in my sleep lol!

Haha! I've woken up in a pose many times! So funny!

 

[humperbink]

Not bragging by any means, but I dream about everything. Usually colors, emotions, places that don't exist, people that don't exist, real people that have died returning, places I haven't seen in years... all coming together to create really odd stories. I find the rate I dream puzzling- I've spent most of my life struggling to learn and think clearly and yet, it really feels like all the potential is actually there stored deep inside my brain somewhere, but it only makes itself known during dreams.

 

[rivasky]

Nope. But I had a dream recently that I was on a bicycle rickshaw ride with a group of floozies who were dressed as nuns. I still wonder what that means.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Nope. But I had a dream recently that I was on a bicycle rickshaw ride with a group of floozies who were dressed as nuns. I still wonder what that means.

It obviously means you're going to encounter a leprechaun and then die.

 

[Elwood70]

I had a dream where I was in the opening scene of GoodFellas, but instead of being in a car with Jimmy and Tommy, it was Aria Giovanni and Gianna Michaels.

....apparently,Gianna is pretty proficient with a knife, and Aria is a hell of a shot......

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Every now and then yes. Sometimes I have wet orgasms. Fun thing is, the orgasms I have there are way more intense than any orgasm I ever had. And my boxers are soaked when I wake up so I guess I even shoot bigger loads then. :dunno:

 

[humperbink]

I only ever had one, count it one, orgasm while sleeping. I was 15 and really knew what kind of horniness my dick was packing at the time (what with being unbelievably horny). It was 3 in the morning and I awake to my semen squirting in my sweatpants. I was delirious and had NO idea what was going on, lol.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

I never had a [NOBABE]Wet Dream[/NOBABE]. From the moment my little man first went hard I've been playing with him enough that my body never needed to produce a nocturnal emission to release any stress buildup.

 

[DP_LOVER]

yes I once dreamt about Gauge, I was trying to set up a threesome with her and another dude, but the other guy didnt show up so we just sat around waiting!

Another time was that Sandra Romain was with me at my parents house when they were away, Sandra was wearing yellow lingere and we were in their conservatory when my parents showed up so she had to hide behind the sofa so they wouldnt find her!

 

[rivasky]

It obviously means you're going to encounter a leprechaun and then die.

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[mikexmoran]

Interesting original question.
I get very fascinated with a select few. I never thought about it until I read the question.
No, not that I can recall.
I blame that on my wife, who is still my infatuation.