Do not feed the Whales

[tittenman]

:thefinger

 

[StanScratch]

How in the fuck do you find a hamburger in the fucking ocean? Only fat people can do this, apparently.

 

[Skyraider22]

MMMMMMMM.Burgers

 

[Mr Dragon]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[zgoku_1987]

............. hahahahaha XD

 

[nameskaz]

Man the harpoons!!!!

 

[Asianlov69]

want to see more of the girl on the left....

 

[Ulysses31]

Clearly the one on the left is fattening up the one on the right so she can feel good about her own appearance everytime she looks at her friend, and when guys approach them they'll go for the 'skinny' one so it's essential she keeps her fat.

 

[LukeEl]

yeah I want to bang the one on the left

 

[Ulysses31]

yeah I want to bang the one on the left

My point exactly, purely through the process of elimination.

 

[Shifty]

LoL. She's got goggles on so you know she's gonna dive. Just needs a little snack first!

 

[lurkingdirk]

How in the fuck do you find a hamburger in the fucking ocean? Only fat people can do this, apparently.

She stores food in her flaps.

 

[Ulysses31]

Where are the odds the next morning a half eaten shark will wash up on the beach, a look of sheer horror etched on it's mangled face

 

[jod0565]

want to see more of the girl on the left....

yeah I want to bang the one on the left

Thanks for invoking my inner pervert.

 

[Ulysses31]

Thanks for invoking my inner pervert.

I assume fatty will eat the girl on the left once she finishes that burger

 

[roronoa3000]

There she blows.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Yeah. The one on the left is only friends with the thing on the right. You know, she looks better compared to the other thing, kind of thing.



Mmmm.... lefty is hot.

 

[Cannon_X]

Whale? Nah.

That thar is a Manatee. Otherwise known as the "sea cow."

 

[phanto_1985]

Moby Dick can't Envy her weight.

 

[arianajoladdict]

the next it will eat is you