Do I have what it takes...?
- Thread starter beestings
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You look like Joseph Fiennes.
You should also only do xxx parodies of his films and tv appearances.
add 60lbs of muscle.
Next time I compare people, I'll be sure to check their body mass index.
Jsmoothpa
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You tell me, I'm just your potential employee?
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Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Awesome! I meet every criteria except for 1. My dick is 15 inches! Damn it all to hell! I can never catch a break!
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
I think you look too good for hetero porn! You can do gay porn though. 
Get on Twitter and follow a bunch of people in the industry. Start networking with people in the industry
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Yeah, that works.
I follow Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson on Twitter, and last week I was offered an a job as an astrophysicist.
I think you look too good for hetero porn! You can do gay porn though.
Are you offering to let him costar in one of your movies? :ohsnap:
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Jealous?
the feeling that you take a shit and immediately decided to make photos. well at least bothered to wash away your shit in the toilet. Toilet is good place for photo)))..... I'm jocking)))Good luck, man))
Toilet is good place for photo)))..... I'm jocking)))Good luck, man))
I have a plan, its kinda risky but it just might work! Here's what you do, find a good slut. An all around fucking hoar, one that will do just about anything! Then locate a celebrity thats in the news alot, have your slut dress up just like her especially the hair, its gotta be just right. Then kidnap the celeb of your choice and tell her your plan, she will most likely not press charges because of the publicity you both will get. Now its showtime, call TMZ, the news, CNN, Larry Flint and tell them you have the Jennifer kidnapped and want to talk to Ron Jeremy or the bitch will get raped! You will have a hostage situation with the makings of a sex tape!!! Then give the slut a nice log ride down magic mountain and film it all, tell Ron to join in if you want and release Katy on her own free will. The paparazzi will have a field day thinkin you raped her but when she does not press charges find it odd? Then start shopping the video around stating that she enjoyed taking your meat It will be on every headline and news broadcast in the world! All the porn industry will want to see the infamous sex tape and sign you to a million dollar contract and Lindsay will be the Marilynn Monroe of our generation without being harmed or disgraced LOL!!! :yesyes: :thumbsup:
It will be on every headline and news broadcast in the world! All the porn industry will want to see the infamous sex tape and sign you to a million dollar contract and Lindsay will be the Marilynn Monroe of our generation without being harmed or disgraced LOL!!! :yesyes: :thumbsup: 
RichardNailder
Approved Content Owner
Too late
And DOA82 is right, since there's no shortage of men that want to get their dick wet, admitting you can't isn't a real eye-catcher on a resume. The hardest problem is getting a producer to gamble on the unknown. Even a low-budget shoot can cost thousands of dollars and if the male talent doesn't perform the producer is the one that gets screwed - most of us have learned to just use proven talent and cut our losses. Which is probably the number one reason you see the same guys over and over again in porn.
Being a good-looking male specimen just isn't enough. The problem with joining the industry to get laid is that if you can't get laid now - there's always a reason - and that reason won't change just because you can maintain an erection all day and cum on a cookie at exactly the moment the producer asks you too. If you creep the girls out they will refuse to work with you no mater how perfect your penis is. All the good looks in the world can't make up for personality defects.
The number one complaint I get from the girls after working with new talent is "the stupid fucker blew my phone up". If you can't accept the fact that the girls you are working with probably don't want you as their boyfriend and really do have a life of their own, then save us all the misery.
That said, if you have a healthy outlook on sex, aren't looking for a "girlfriend", can get pussy on your own, and enjoy your balls slapping on the camera lens as some old man crawls between your legs to get a closeup, then find a girl to audition you and pay a professional to shoot you on a real set. Homemade videos aren't any help in proving that you can perform on set since the pressure to perform in front of others and under the pressure of production is the primary reason men fail. Once you have a decent audition tape, send it to the model agencies and producers with your resume.
Also be sure to show some sort of work history in your resume. Since after the actual performance on set, getting talent to show up on time, sober, washed and ready to work is the #2 biggest complaint I have with new talent.
Also as DO82 mentioned, the pay sucks so develop skills in other aspects of the industry so you don't have to starve. Learn about production, marketing, programming, editing, recruiting and all the other aspects of the business and on your off days you'll still have meaningful work.
Good luck and if you're ever in Colorado, hit me up.
What ever happened to this guy?
Alyssa Rose
Official Checked Star Member
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Maybe we soon have a good looking guy in porn? :eek:
