Dirk & Stan: The College Years
- Thread starter Shifty
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The dark suit was the right decision. Stan wouldn't listen.
RichardNailder
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The results of years of practice.
Dirk started with the tie at an early age and Stan's always preferred the more casual approach.
Dirk started with the tie at an early age and Stan's always preferred the more casual approach.
RichardNailder
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^^It's the stach.
Women go fucking wild.
Women go fucking wild.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
It was so much better than that fucking gas-powered vagina. I mean, what the fuck was that, dirk? And where in the fuck are my plans for the electric cock and anus?
I miss the gas powered vagina.
The electric cock and anus are already in production. I was going to surprise you for Christmas, but whatever.
FreeOnes_Anders
Closed Account
Or his horrifying "O face."
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I miss the gas powered vagina.
The electric cock and anus are already in production. I was going to surprise you for Christmas, but whatever.
If you tell me, it is not a surprise. Oh bother.
He paid it. I know he did. And thank you for bringing back that horrible, horrible day...
Shifty
O.G.
Well, he certainly did make several deposits ... :uohs:
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Yeah, then he would lend it to me. Well, at least it was lubricated by the time I got it.
Dirl looks so much better then he sounds on the board. 
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Hey, dirk, remember the time in biology when they had us dissect the blue whale penis, and ours "disappeared"?
Good times. Good times.
Good times. Good times.
I am required by law to acknowledge a blue whale penis did, in fact, disappear. However, I can not make any statements as to the location of said penis.
That is all.
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