dilemma

[Darksquid]

i don't get it.

 

[StanScratch]

Woody Allen's other ******** looks like ****.

 

[Red Spyder]

Woody Allen's other ******** looks like ****.

But she seems to have nice boobies. I was in a dilemma like that once, not so nice face but nice boobies but was horny enough so I just went for it. Sort of reminded me of the final scene from Gremlins 2 with the guy and the female gremlin :1orglaugh

 

[Grindsman]

Face like butta

 

[0643]

"Beauty is but a lightswitch away" can't remember who said that.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Just remove her head prior to doing the deed. Problem solved!

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

you got a light switch? USE IT!
but she really is not all that bad. maybe a new hair cut or something would frame her in a better light.

or just ***** till she is a 9

 

[Red Spyder]

Well, let's ask Matthew Broderick what he does when he has sex with his wife

 

[Anthrax156]

I'd hit it. I love nerds

 

[BlueBalls]

This is why hacksaws were invented.

 

[fraudgang]

Thank goodness my local market still uses paper.