Differences between Europe and USA

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
But my dick is much larger than the standard issue German schlapschwanz so I'm allowed.
Okay now I wanna see a pic. With a ruler next to it! :hammer:


Wait - my kids sind Deutsch, and everyone knows "was man erbt wird schlimmer" so maybe there's hope for the Germans after all.
Sorry I have no idea what you're trying to say here. Is that a German or an English saying that I'm not aware of? :o


the part that pisses me off the most is the Dutch influence
Ha see the Americans and Europeans DO have things in common. We all hate the Dutch! :D

The only good thing from The Netherlands is FreeOnes and c'mon....if Maurice didn't found it another perv from somewhere else would have done it! :facepalm:

Kidding I love you Dutch people! But start speaking proper German goddammit!!
 

RichardNailder

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Okay now I wanna see a pic. With a ruler next to it! :hammer:

OK but I'm using centimeters like you cheating fuckers do! LOL

Sorry I have no idea what you're trying to say here. Is that a German or an English saying that I'm not aware of? :o

Saarlandish LOL

Ha see the Americans and Europeans DO have things in common. We all hate the Dutch! :D

They're fun fuck ;) hairy fuckers but still fun. And I only hate them because they sent all their puritans here - should have kept the prude fuckers.

The only good thing from The Netherlands is FreeOnes and c'mon....if Maurice didn't found it another perv from somewhere else would have done it! :facepalm:

:yesyes:
 

Mayhem

Banned
Differences between Europe and USA? One pays to defend the world, the other couldn't fight it's way out of a wet paper bag.

You guys make better cheese than us, and that buys a certain amount of forgiveness, but don't push your luck. If the Russians ever try what the Soviets couldn't attempt, you'll be crying for Daddy in milliseconds. And personally, I say wait until Dunkirk. Your cockiness lends to the thought that your herd needs thinning.

And of course, I'll be offering a nice cash reward to the Mongolian who assrapes georges in the ruins of his burned out house.
 

RichardNailder

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Differences between Europe and USA? One pays to defend the world..............

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You really have bought into the bullshit......
 

georges

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Staff member
The Welsh should watch what they say as technically the English own them (they are a mere Principality not a Kingdom you see). The Irish & Scottish thing is reciprocal. We all hate the French though.

I have quite a number of Welsh friends and they seriously dispise the English, so not all Welsh people are the same. What 's exactly your beef with the French?? Care to explain? For your information a lot of English buy a second house in Normandy or Brittany, so if France was so shitty they wouldn't have bought their seconde residence there.
 

georges

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Georges now that's just not true we squabble all the time - like a married couple but underneath it all we're quite happy on our little islands :lick:

Well alow me to disagree with you, because I have seen some very ugly and wrathful fights of Irish, Welsh and Scotts against the English. When I was younger (10) I have been once belittled by an English boy of the same age than me, I decided to give him a lesson and we fought each other. We got some scratches but we decided to bury the axe of war and make peace. I still have news from this acquaintance and I have met him once in France.
 

georges

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Staff member
This.

And especially this:
Americans are so up theirselves. They are raised with the opinion that the USA is a superior nation and others are not worthy. It's ridiculous. That's why Americans would take this joke so much more seriously. We Germans and other Europeans can laugh at our own countries and we get jokes about it. We know what's good and what's bad about our own countries.

Americans mostly don't. It's one thing to be patriotic, but there's a reason why so many other countries hate 'merica.

I'm not saying I hate America and that it's all a fucked up country. And I don't wanna offend any Americans. I love many things about America and they're doing many things right. But they're also, just like maybe every other nation as well, doing many things wrong. I just think Americans shouldn't take their own country so seriously. They should be able to admit their faults and bad sides and be able to laugh at themselves.

I hope it's clear what I'm trying to say and I don't have to undergo a shitstorm against me again. I'm tired and my English isn't ze best anyway. Even worse when I'm tired. I have only good intentions with this post. :)

And Stiffy is right. I'm German. Not European. I don't give a fuck about Europe. We aren't all one. Europe ruins our country. Probably not ze UK or France. But countries like Greece, Spain and the fuckers in Eastern Europe.
Not all Americans are so up their selves, it all depends of which state they come from and what are their educational background. Also when your country was the supplier of the Marshall plan and the sole superpower during almost 50 years, it is hard for a lot of Americans to think that they are not number one. America is not a perfect country but at least everyone who lives there has a chance to succeed. People who are world war II, korean war, vietnam war, first and second gulf war, bosnian war and afghanistan war veterans and pre 1986 born people know what the downsides and the positives sides of USA are because they know that they don't live in Alice in Wonderland and have real life experience. Europe ruined the main countries when they allowed 15 other emergent countries including former eastern soviet bloc republics to join it. Any country who was under a socialist regime is going to be seriously indebted. France will be in the biggest shit ever because of the 51% of cretins who voted hollande who is the biggest irresponsible douchebag ever elected
 

Red XXX

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Well alow me to disagree with you, because I have seen some very ugly and wrathful fights of Irish, Welsh and Scotts against the English. When I was younger (10) I have been once belittled by an English boy of the same age than me, I decided to give him a lesson and we fought each other. We got some scratches but we decided to bury the axe of war and make peace. I still have news from this acquaintance and I have met him once in France.
But george that's my point exactly - over the centuries we've fought and squabbled but if another country seriously attacked any four of us I'm sure we'd be by their side in a heart beat. Just look at our armed forces some of our oldest units are Irish, Scottish and Welsh plus that's not including the Commonwealth we've Fijian, Jamaican, South African, Ghanaian etc, etc .... the fightings just a thing we do on a Saturday night a form of entertainment! :confused:
 
I'll think you'll find the Scots just fought amongst themselves down the centuries. They just blame the English for it as a way of deflecting the fact they murdered their own.
 

Red XXX

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You can go back to Caratacus or further back to see what a happy little group of islands we've been, I don't think the Romans even dare set foot in Ireland just to be on the safe side!
 
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